I'VE JUST COME DOWN
FROM THE ISLE OF SKYE
I'M NO VERY BIG
AND I'M AWFUL SHY
AND THE LASSIES SHOUT
WHEN I GO BY
DONALD
WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS
LET THE WIND BLOW HIGH
LET THE WIND BLOW LOW
THROUGH THE STREETS
IN MY KILT, I'LL GO
ALL THE LASSIES SAY, HELLO
DONALD
WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS
A LASSIE TOOK ME TO A BALL
AND IT WAS SLIPPERY IN THE HALL
AND I WAS FEARED
THAT I WOULD FALL
FOR I HAD NAE ON MY TROOSERS
LET THE WIND BLOW HIGH
LET THE WIND BLOW LOW
THROUGH THE STREETS
IN MY KILT, I'LL GO
ALL THE LASSIES SAY, HELLO
DONALD
WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS
NOW I WENT DOWN
TO LONDON TOWN
AND I HAD SOME FUN
IN THE UNDERGROUND
THE LADIES TURNED
THEIR HEADS AROUND
SAYIN', DONALD
WHERE ARE YOUR TROUSERS
LET THE WIND BLOW HIGH
LET THE WIND BLOW LOW
THROUGH THE STREETS
IN MY KILT, I'LL GO
ALL THE LASSIES SAY, HELLO
DONALD
WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS
TO WEAR THE KILT IS MY DELIGHT
IT IS NOT WRONG
I KNOW IT'S RIGHT
THE HIGHLANDERS
WOULD GET A FRIGHT
IF THEY SAW ME
IN THE TROUSERS
THE WIND BLOW HIGH
LET THE WIND BLOW LOW
THROUGH THE STREETS
IN MY KILT, I'LL GO
ALL THE LASSIES SAY, HELLO
DONALD
WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS
THE LASSIES WANT ME
EVERY ONE
WELL, LET THEM CATCH ME
IF THEY CAN
YOU CANNAE TAKE THE BRAKES
OFF A HIGHLAND MAN
AND I DON'T WEAR THE TROOSERS
LET THE WIND BLOW HIGH
LET THE WIND BLOW LOW
THROUGH THE STREETS
IN MY KILT, I'LL GO
ALL THE LASSIES SAY, HELLO
DONALD
WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS
DONALD
WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS
DONALD, WHERE'S YOUR TROO
Spoken (in Scottish accent)...
OCH, WELL, THAT'S THE WAY
WE SING THE SONG IN SCOTLAND
BUT OF COURSE THE SONG
MIGHT HAVE MORE
INTERNATIONAL APPEAL
SUNG SOMETHIN' LIKE THIS
A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
Resume Singing...
(in the style of Elvis Presley)
WELL, I'VE JUST COME DOWN
FROM THE ISLE OF SKYE
I'M NO VERY BIG
AND I'M AWFUL SHY
THE LASSIES SHOUT
WHEN I GO BY
HEY, DONALD
A-WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS
A-LET THE WIND BLOW HIGH
A-LET THE WIND BLOW LOW
THROUGH THE STREETS
IN MY KILT, I'LL GO
ALL THE LASSIES SHOUT, GO! GO!
HEY, DONALD
A-WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS
OH, MAN, I'M ALL ROCK AND ROLL
A LOTTA MOVIN' AND
A-GROOVIN' TO SAVE MY SOUL
GRAB YOUR KILT AND GO! GO! GO!
HEY, DONALD
A-WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS
A-LET THE WIND BLOW HIGH
A-LET THE WIND BLOW LOW
THROUGH THE STREETS
IN MY KILT, I'LL GO!
OH, YEAH, GO! GO! GO!
HEY, DONALD
A-WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS
HEY, DONALD
A-WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS
YEAH, HEY, DONALD
Spoken (in a Scottish accent)...
HEY, JUST A MINUTE
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' THERE
Spoken (to sound like Elvis)...
MAN, I'M ROCKIN' IT, MAN
MAN, I'M REALLY MOVIN' IT, MAN
Spoken (in a Scottish accent)...
WELL, JUST YOU STOP
ROCKIN' IT AND MOVIN' IT, MAN
THE SONG SHOULD BE SUNG
JUST EXACTLY LIKE THIS
Resume Singing...
I'VE JUST COME DOWN
FROM THE ISLE OF SKYE
I'M NO VERY BIG
AND I'M AWFUL SHY
AND THE LASSIES SHOUT
WHEN I GO BY
DONALD
WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS
LET THE WIND BLOW HIGH
LET THE WIND BLOW LOW
THROUGH THE STREETS
IN MY KILT, I'LL GO
ALL THE LASSIES SAY, HELLO
DONALD
WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS
DONALD
WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS