Oh Campbeltown loch
I wish you were whiskey
Campbeltown Loch och I
Oh Campbeltown Loch
I wish you were whiskey
I'm gonna drink you dry
Now Campbeltown Loch
is a beautiful place
but the price of our
whiskey is grim
How nice it would be
if the whiskey was free
and the loch was full
up to the brim
Oh Campbeltown loch
I wish you were whiskey
Campbeltown Loch och I
Oh Campbeltown Loch
I wish you were whiskey
I would drink you dry
I'd buy a yacht wi'
the money I got
I'd anchor out in the bay
If I want a wee nip
I'd go in for a dip
I'd be swimming by
night and by day
Oh Campbeltown loch
I wish you were whiskey
Campbeltown Loch och I
Oh Campbeltown Loch
I wish you were whiskey
I would drink you dry
We'd ha' a gathering
of the clans
They'd come from
near and far
I can see them grin
as they're wading in
And shouting Shan Gava
Oh Campbeltown loch
I wish you were whiskey
Campbeltown Loch och I
Oh Campbeltown Loch
I wish you were whiskey
I'm gonna drink you dry
But what if my boat
should overturn
and drowned in the
whiskey was I
You'd hear me shout,
you'd hear me call out
What a wonderful
way to die
Oh Campbeltown loch
I wish you were whiskey
Campbeltown Loch och I
Oh Campbeltown Loch
I wish you were whiskey
I would drink you dry, Hic!
Ah but what's this I see
Alone for me
'Tis a vision to make
your blood freeze
The rooms a ready
And we're all afloat
In a dirty big boat
And they're shouting
"Time gentlemen please"
Oh Campbeltown loch
I wish you were whiskey
Campbeltown Loch och I
Oh Campbeltown Loch
I wish you were whiskey
I want to drink ye dry