I was at the bar with
my drinkin' team
It was me and
Jack Daniels and my
homey Jim Beam
We were kinda blitzed
and we were trying
to behave y'all when
in walked a soldier, he
was from the Fuzzy Navel
We were fallin',
stumblin', crawlin'
her come da police
Captain Tom Collins
And the rapper
said "freeze"
He said "hands in the
air and hand
over your keys"
now we did
And that was
kinda simple
Now here came
Marguarita and her
friend Shirley Temple
I asked my friend
'bout Marguarita
He said Shirley was
a virgin an I wouldn't
wanna meet her so
I talked to Marguarita
'cos yo, she was flyer
I took her to the couch
'cos I wanted
to Screw Drive-her
Now I'm not one
for a speech
But there was plenty
of Tequila and Sex
On The Beach y'all
Tequila
T-T-T-Tequila
Yeah
Alright
Here we go again
and I'm not fussin'
See I'm a French
Mexican but I kick it
with White Russians
at the bar with
a drink in my hand
In walked Jose Cuervo
it was Marguarita's man
I talked to the wise
man 'cos yo
he's distinguished
His name was St. Ives
and he spoke
in old english
He said "you'd better
think fast 'cos Jose is
kinda crazy and I
heard he Shot Glass"
He gave me some
advice and it
went like this
"Catch the night train
and head up to 'cisco"
I didn't wanna
stick around
I caught the 1:51
to New York,
the Greyhound
Now I'm at
the Red Zone,
everybody's stylin'
Showbiz was sippin
Ice Teas
on Long Island
I blacked out and the
party came to a halt
'cos I was drinking the
Tequila with the lemon
and salt y'all, Tequila
T-T-T-Tequila
Yeah
Alright
I woke up in the
morning and felt
like a Zombie
The Tequila Gold
Label had bombed me
You see I woke up
late and wasn't feelin'
so great and Mike said
there's a Bacardi party
startin' at eight
Yo we walked in the
party and started
playin our games
We played tops,
fuzzy quarters
with Bartles & James
Here came Shirley
Temple and they told
me to chill because the
Mickey Brothers took
her up to Strawberry Hill
They took her thousand
dollar mink and she
could barely think
'Cos the Tequila that
she drank had
her tickled pink
Now the music came
on and I rocked the
instrumental. There's a
groupie named Mai Tai,
a fly oriental
A groupie is a
girl that jocks
She wore the def
Black Velvet and drank
Scotch on the Rocks
We had a fake marriage
Now here's to honeymoon
Yo, it's on, Vagabond
at the Blue Lagoon
Now everybody take
a couple of words
from the wise
A girly and a bottle,
Tequila Sunrise
Tequila