NEVER BEEN NEAR
A UNIVERSITY
NEVER TOOK A PAPER
OR A LEARNED DEGREE
AND SOME
OF YOUR FRIENDS THINK
THAT'S STUPID OF ME
BUT IT'S NOTHING
THAT I CARE ABOUT
WELL I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO TELL
THE WEIGHT OF THE SUN
AND OF MATHEMATICS
WELL I WANT NONE
AND I MAY BE THE
MAYOR OF SIMPLETON
BUT I KNOW
ONE THING AND THAT'S
I LOVE YOU
WHEN THEIR LOGIC
GROWS COLD AND
ALL THINKING GETS DONE
YOU'LL BE WARM IN
THE ARMS OF THE
MAYOR OF SIMPLETON
I CAN'T HAVE BEEN THERE
WHEN BRAINS WERE
HANDED 'ROUND
OR GET PAST THE COVER
OF YOUR BOOKS
PROFOUND
AND SOME
OF YOUR FRIENDS THINK
IT'S REALLY UNSOUND
THAT YOU'RE EVEN SEEN
TALKING TO ME
WELL I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO WRITE A BIG HIT SONG
AND ALL
CROSSWORD PUZZLES
WELL I JUST SHUN
AND I MAY BE THE
MAYOR OF SIMPLETON
BUT I KNOW
ONE THING AND THAT'S
I LOVE YOU
I'M NOT PROUD
OF THE FACT THAT
I NEVER LEARNED MUCH
JUST FEEL I SHOULD SAY
WHAT YOU GET
IS ALL REAL
I CAN'T PUT ON AN ACT
IT TAKES BRAINS
TO DO THAT ANYWAY
AND I CAN'T UNRAVEL
RIDDLES PROBLEMS
AND PUNS
HOW THE
HOME COMPUTER
HAS ME ON THE RUN
AND I MAY BE THE
MAYOR OF SIMPLETON
BUT I KNOW
ONE THING AND THAT'S
I LOVE YOU
IF DEPTH OF FEELING
IS A CURRENCY
THEN I'M THE MAN WHO
GREW THE MONEY TREE
SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS
ARE TOO BRAINY TO SEE
THAT THEY'RE PAUPERS
AND THAT'S HOW
THEY'LL STAY
WELL I DON'T KNOW
HOW MANY POUNDS
MAKE UP A TON
OF ALL THE
NOBEL PRIZES
THAT I'VE NEVER WON
AND I MAY BE THE
MAYOR OF SIMPLETON
BUT I KNOW
ONE THING AND THAT'S
I LOVE YOU
WHEN ALL LOGIC
GROWS COLD AND
ALL THINKING GETS DONE
YOU'LL BE WARM
IN THE ARMS OF THE
MAYOR OF SIMPLETON
YOU'LL BE WARM
IN THE ARMS OF THE
MAYOR OF SIMPLETON
YOU'LL BE WARM
IN THE ARMS OF THE
MAYOR
PLEASE BE
UPSTANDING
FOR THE
MAYOR OF SIMPLETON
PLEASE BE
UPSTANDING
FOR THE
MAYOR OF SIMPLETON
PLEASE BE
UPSTANDING
FOR THE
MAYOR OF SIMPLETON
PLEASE BE
UPSTANDING
FOR THE
MAYOR OF SIMPLETON
PLEASE BE
UPSTANDING
FOR THE
MAYOR OF SIMPLETON