I've heard of an Ox
A professor from Quox
No longer permitted to teach
Who has lost all powers
of speech
And an Owl in Munchkin Rock
A vicar with a thriving flock
Forbidden to preach
Now he only can screech
Only rumors but still
Enough to give pause
To anyone with paws
Something bad
is happening in Oz
Something bad
Happening in Oz
Under the surface
Behind the scenes
Something baaaaaaad
Sorry Bad
Doctor Dillamond
If something bad is happening
to the Animals
Someone's got to
tell the Wizard
That's why we have a Wizard
So nothing bad
I hope you're right
Nothing all that bad
Nothing truly baaaaaad
Sorry Bad
It couldn't happen here
in Oz