WE'VE BEEN
TOGETHER
FOR SO VERY LONG
BUT NOW THINGS
ARE CHANGIN'
OH I WONDER
WHAT'S WRONG
SEEMS YOU DON'T
WANT ME AROUND
THE PASSION IS GONE
AND THE FLAME'S
DIED DOWN I GUESS I
LOST A LITTLE BIT OF
SELF-ESTEEM
THAT TIME THAT
YOU MADE IT
WITH THE WHOLE
HOCKEY TEAM
YOU USED TO THINK
I WAS NICE
NOW YA TELL
ALL YOUR FRIENDS
THAT I'M THE
ANTICHRIST
OH OH
WHY DID YOU
DISCONNECT
THE BRAKES
ON MY CAR
THAT KIND OF THING
IS HARD TO IGNORE
GOT A FUNNY FEELIN'
YOU DON'T
LOVE ME ANYMORE
I KNEW THAT
WE WERE HAVIN'
PROBLEMS WHEN
YOU PUT
THOSE PIRANHAS
IN MY BATHTUB AGAIN
YOU'RE STILL
THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE
OH DARLIN' I'M BEGGIN'
WON'T YA PUT DOWN
THAT KNIFE YA KNOW I
EVEN THINK
IT'S KINDA CUTE
THE WAY
YOU POISON
MY COFFEE
JUST A LITTLE
EACH DAY
I STILL REMEMBER
THE WAY THAT
YOU LAUGHED
WHEN YA PUSHED ME
DOWN THE
ELEVATOR SHAFT
OH IF YA DON'T
MIND ME ASKIN'
WHAT'S THIS
POISONOUS COBRA
DOIN' IN MY
UNDERWEAR DRAWER
SOMETIMES I
GET TO THINKIN'
YOU DON'T
LOVE ME ANYMORE
YOU SLAMMED
MY FACE DOWN
ON THE
BARBEQUE GRILL
NOW MY SCARS
ARE ALL HEALING
BUT MY HEART
NEVER WILL
YOU SET
MY HOUSE ON FIRE
YOU PULLED OUT
MY CHEST HAIRS
WITH AN OLD PAIR
OF PLIERS OH YA
THINK I'M UGLY
AND YA SAY
I'M CHEAP
YOU SHAVED OFF
MY EYEBROWS
WHILE I WAS ASLEEP
YOU DRILLED A HOLE
IN MY HEAD
THEN YA DUMPED ME
IN A DRAINAGE DITCH
AND LEFT ME FOR DEAD
OH YA KNOW
THIS REALLY ISN'T
LIKE YOU AT ALL
YA NEVER ACTED
THIS WAY BEFORE
HONEY SOMETHIN'
TELLS ME
YOU DON'T
LOVE ME ANYMORE
OH OH NO NO
GOT A FUNNY FEELIN'
YOU DON'T
LOVE ME ANYMORE
