FREDA AND BARRY
SAT ONE NIGHT
THE SKY WAS CLEAR
THE STARS WERE BRIGHT
THE WIND WAS SOFT
THE MOON WAS UP
FREDA DRAINED
HER COCOA CUP
SHE LICKED HER LIPS
SHE FELT SUBLIME
SHE SWITCHED OFF
GARDENERS' QUESTION TIME
BARRY CRINGED
IN FEAR AND DREAD
AS FREDA
GRABBED HIS TIE AND SAID
LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT
DO IT WHILE THE MOOD IS RIGHT
I'M FEELIN' APPEALIN'
I'VE REALLY GOT AN APPETITE
I'M ON FIRE WITH DESIRE
I COULD HANDLE
HALF THE TENORS
IN A MALE VOICE CHOIR
LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT TONIGHT
BUT HE SAID
I CAN'T DO IT, I CAN'T DO IT
I DON'T BELIEVE IN TOO MUCH SEX
THIS FASHION FOR PASSION
TURNS US INTO NERVOUS WRECKS
NO DERISION, MY DECISION
I'D RATHER WATCH
THE SPINNERS
ON THE TELEVISION
I CAN'T DO IT
I CAN'T DO IT TONIGHT
SO, SHE SAID
LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT
DO IT 'TIL OUR HEARTS GO BOOM
GO NATIVE, CREATIVE
LIVIN' IN THE LIVIN' ROOM
THIS FOLLY IS JOLLY
BEND ME OVER BACKWARDS
ON ME HOSTESS TROLLEY
LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT TONIGHT
BUT HE SAID
I CAN'T DO IT, I CAN'T DO IT
ME HEAVY-BREATHING
DAYS HAVE GONE
I'M OLDER, FEEL COLDER
IT'S OTHER THINGS
THAT TURN ME ON
I'M IMPLORIN', I'M BORIN'
LET ME READ THIS CATALOGUE
ON VINYL FLOORIN'
I CAN'T DO IT
I CAN'T DO IT TONIGHT
SO, SHE SAID
LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT
HAVE A CRAZY NIGHT OF LOVE
I'LL STRIP BARE, I'LL JUST WEAR
STILETTOS AND AN OVEN GLOVE
DON'T STARVE A
GIRL OF A PALAVER
DANGLE FROM THE WARDROBE
IN YOUR BALACLAVA
LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT TONIGHT
BUT HE SAID
I CAN'T DO IT, I CAN'T DO IT
I KNOW I'D ONLY GET IT WRONG
DON'T ANGLE
FOR ME TO DANGLE
MY ARMS HAVE
NEVER BEEN THAT STRONG
STOP POUTING, STOP SHOUTING
YOU KNOW I PULLED A MUSCLE
WHEN I DID THAT GROUTING
I CAN'T DO IT
I CAN'T DO IT TONIGHT
LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT
SHARE A NIGHT
OF WILD ROMANCE
FRENETIC, POETIC
THIS COULD BE
YOUR LAST BIG CHANCE
TO QUOTE MILTON
TO EAT STILTON
TO ROLL IN GAY ABANDON
ON THE TUFTED WILTON
LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT TONIGHT
I CAN'T DO IT, I CAN'T DO IT
I'VE GOT OTHER
LITTLE JOBS ON HAND
DON'T GROUSE
AROUND THE HOUSE
I'VE GOT A BUSY
EVENING PLANNED
STOP NAGGING, I'M FLAGGING
YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO
THAT THE PIPES WANT LAGGIN'
I CAN'T DO IT
I CAN'T DO IT TONIGHT
LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT
WHILE I'M REALLY IN THE MOOD
THREE CHEERS, IT'S YEARS
SINCE I CAUGHT YOU
EVEN SEMI-NUDE
GET DRASTIC, GYMNASTIC
WEAR YOUR BAGGY Y-FRONTS
WITH THE LOOSE ELASTIC BUT
LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT TONIGHT
I CAN'T DO IT, I CAN'T DO IT
I MUST REFUSE
TO GET UNDRESSED
I FEEL SILLY, IT'S TOO CHILLY
TO GO WITHOUT
ME THERMAL VEST
DON'T CHOOSE ME
DON'T USE ME
MY MOTHER SENT A NOTE
TO SAY YOU MUST EXCUSE ME
I CAN'T DO IT
I CAN'T DO IT TONIGHT
LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT
I REALLY ABSOLUTELY MUST
I WON'T EXEMPT YOU
WANT TO TEMPT YOU
WANT TO DRIVE YOU
MAD WITH LUST
NO CAUTIONS
JUST CONTORTIONS
SMEAR AN AVOCADO
ON ME LOWER PORTIONS
LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT TONIGHT
I CAN'T DO IT, I CAN'T DO IT
IT'S REALLY NOT MY CUP OF TEA
I'M HARASSED, EMBARRASSED
I WISH YOU HADN'T
PICKED ON ME
NO DRAMAS
GIVE ME MY PYJAMAS
THE ONLY GIRL I'M MAD ABOUT
IS JUDITH CHALMERS
I CAN'T DO IT
I CAN'T DO IT TONIGHT
LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT
I REALLY WANT TO RUN AMOK
LET'S WIGGLE, LET'S JIGGLE
LET'S REALLY MAKE
THE RAFTERS ROCK
BE MIGHTY, BE FLIGHTY
COME AND MELT THE BUTTONS
ON ME FLAME-PROOF NIGHTIE
LET'S DO IT
LET'S DO IT TONIGHT...
LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT
I REALLY WANT
TO RANT AND RAVE
LET'S GO, 'CAUSE I KNOW
JUST HOW I WANT YOU
TO BEHAVE
NOT BLEAKLY, NOT MEEKLY
BEAT ME ON THE BOTTOM
WITH THE WOMAN'S WEEKLY
LET'S DO IT
LET'S DO IT TONIGHT.....