Well I got a steady job
that pays enough
A pretty good car that don't
break down much
I got a two-tone hound dog
ah-waggin' his tail
Ed McMahon promisin' a
million in the mail
Ought-a be enough
to see me through
But it don't mean nothin'
if I ain't got you
I've got every eight-track
Elvis ever made
Crank it up loud and dance
the night away
I got chardonnay chillin'
in the fridgedaire
A dozen ways of tellin' you
how I care
Just out the window
there's a lover's moon
But it don't mean nothin'
if I ain't got you
If I ain't got you oh
Baby it's all in vain
If I ain't got you oh
Well it's like a honeymoon
without champagne
A shiny set of rails
without a train
Well I got a little dream
about the rest of my life
Find a good man
And be the perfect wife
Start a little family
Watch it grow
I'll visit on Sundays
after we get old
Make enough love to last a
whole life through oh
But it don't mean nothin'
if I ain't got you
If I ain't got you oh
Baby it's all in vain
If I ain't got you oh
Well it's like a honeymoon
without champagne
A shiny set of rails
without a train
I got a double-wide heart
with room for two oh
But it don't mean nothin'
if I ain't got you
No it don't mean nothin'
if I ain't got you