Well it's Friday evenin'
six o'clock
and all my friends
are twistin' off
I'm at the house
just turnin' on TV
Well they all wonder
why I've changed
how many times
must I explain
it's basic
honky tonk anatomy
The drinkin' bone's
connected to
the party bone
the party bone's
connected to the
stayin' out all night long
And she won't think
it's funny and I'll wind up
all alone and the lonely
bone's connected to the
drinkin' bone
Hey two plus two
is always four
and down is south
and up is north
and thirty-two degrees
is freezing cold
You play with fire
you wind up burned
the early-bird
gets the worm
but the only thing
you really need to know
Is the drinkin' bone's
connected to
the party bone
the party bone's
connected to the
stayin' out all night long
And she won't think
it's funny and I'll wind up
all alone and the lonely
bone's connected to the
drinkin' bone
Yeah now sing it with me
let's make sure you know
The drinkin' bone's
connected to
the party bone
the party bone's
connected to the
stayin' out all night long
And she won't think
it's funny and I'll wind up
all alone and the lonely
bone's connected to the
drinkin' bone's connected
to the party bone
The party bone's
connected to the
stayin' out all night long
And she won't think
it's funny and I'll wind up
all alone and the lonely
bone's connected to the
drinkin' bone