Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothin' like him
in any amusement hall
That deaf dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pinball
He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feelin' all the bumpers
Always playin' clean
He plays by intuition
The digit counters fall
That deaf dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pinball
He's a pinball wizard
There has to be a twist
A pinball wizard s'got
such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it
I don't know
What makes him so good
He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those
buzzers and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets the replay
Never tilts at all
That deaf dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pinball
I thought I was the
Bally table king
But I just handed my
pinball crown to him
Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
Then he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pinball