SPRING IS HERE
A-SA-PA-RING IS HERE
LIFE IS SKITTLES AND
LIFE IS BEER
I THINK THE LOVELIEST
TIME OF THE YEAR
IS THE SPRING
I DO
DON'T YOU
'COURSE YOU DO
BUT THERE'S ONE THING
THAT MAKES SPRING
COMPLETE FOR ME
AND MAKES
EVERY SUNDAY
A TREAT FOR ME
ALL THE WORLD
SEEMS IN TUNE ON
A SPRING AFTERNOON
WHEN WE'RE POISONING
PIGEONS IN THE PARK
EVERY SUNDAY
YOU'LL SEE
MY SWEETHEART AND ME
AS WE POISON THE
PIGEONS IN THE PARK
WHEN THEY SEE US
COMING THE BIRDIES
ALL TRY AND HIDE
BUT THEY STILL
GO FOR PEANUTS
WHEN COATED
WITH CYANIDE
THE SUN'S
SHINING BRIGHT
EVERYTHING
SEEMS ALRIGHT
WHEN WE'RE
POISONING PIGEONS
IN THE PARK
WE'VE GAINED
NOTORIETY
AND CAUSED
MUCH ANXIETY IN
THE AUDUBON SOCIETY
WITH OUR GAMES
THEY CALL IT IMPIETY
AND LACK OF
PROPRIETY
AND QUITE A VARIETY
OF UNPLEASANT NAMES
BUT IT'S NOT AGAINST
ANY RELIGION
TO WANT TO DISPOSE OF
A PIGEON
SO IF SUNDAY
YOU'RE FREE
WHY DON'T YOU
COME WITH ME AND
WE'LL POISON THE
PIGEONS IN THE PARK
AND MAYBE WE'LL DO IN
A SQUIRREL OR TWO
WHILE WE'RE
POISONING PIGEONS
IN THE PARK
WE'LL MURDER THEM ALL
AMID LAUGHTER
AND MERRIMENT
EXCEPT FOR THE FEW
WE TAKE HOME
TO EXPERIMENT
MY PULSE WILL
BE QUICKENIN'
WITH EACH DROP
OF STRYCHNINE
WE FEED TO A PIGEON
IT JUST TAKES A SMIDGEN
TO POISON
A PIGEON IN THE PARK