All my friends are going out
to a house in town
Let's party now
We're gonna
join the crowd
and make the DJ proud
Let's turn it out
We enter the house
there's a vibe in the air
Lots of fun talk and laughter
people smiling everywhere
It's been a long week
and I need to unwind
This party has alcohol
of every kind
There's people in the pool
Beers on ice
The music is grooving
and they're dimming the lights
Everybody starts dancing
and I roll up my sleeves
I wanna leave
So dance 'til you stop
'til you wanna go home
This party is great
but not nearly as great
as being alone-lone-lone
It's Saturday night
I just wanna have fun
So many beautiful people
and I don't want
to talk to a single one
I forgot to mention
I hate parties every time
I give them a try
Interacting with
a stranger makes me want
to run and hide
and also die
I had two sips of beer
and a couple of snacks
Stood against the wall
and had a panic attack
A guy comes up
and he wants me to vape
This is my hell
and I cannot escape
He talks about girls
and his trip to France
It feels like my body's
being eaten by ants
I get a spam call
from the cable company
I'm sorry I've got to take this
it's a one-time offer
and they give me ten percent off
the dish if I order at the same time
as the cable and if I connect
it to my Wi-Fi
So dance 'til you stop
'til you wanna go home
This party is great
but it's seven-o-eight
and I just gotta go go go
It's Saturday night
I just wanna have fun
So many beautiful people
and I didn't talk
to a single one
So many beautiful people
singing
We're all having fun
Beautiful people singing
We won't stop until
we see the sun
Everybody's singing
but I see one singing
a different song
Why won't they stop
I really wanna go home
And all these beautiful
people are making me feel
like a fugly little gnome
I feel the same way
Really
Yeah I hate parties
I hate them too
Oy I'm not the goddamn DJ
Michelle I told you
I got my face stuck
in this big bear head
and you and your friends
just started dancing
around me
Oh my god I hate it
when that happens
It happens to me
almost every day
Dude do you wanna hang out
We could
Or we could stand
at opposite ends of this party
Stare at our phones
for half an hour
and then never talk
to each other again
We're having a moment
So dance 'til you stop
'til you wanna go home
This party is great
but not nearly as great
as being alone-lone-lone
It's Saturday night
I just wanna have fun
So many beautiful people
and I don't want
to talk to a single one
No he's all right
he's all right
If I don't get anymore
attention I'll set myself
on fire