I see her layin' by the
poolside every day
She ain't got a lot on
She ain't got a lot to say
She wouldn't look my way
But buddy what'd you expect
I'm just the fix-it-up boy
in the apartment complex
And she'll go out
dancin' 'bout 7:15
Climb into the back
of a long limousine
I know where she's goin'
She's goin' downtown
I'm goin' downtown too
And take a look around
She's my baby doll
She's my beauty queen
She's my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain't hooked it up yet
But I'm tryin' hard as I can
It's just a
high-maintenance woman
Don't want no
maintenance man
I'm just a-sittin' around
waitin' on a telephone call
After a water pipe exploded
in the living room wall
If your washer and dryer
need a repair
You know the handyman's
waitin' and he'll be right there
Twenty-four hours
Seven days a week
If it's gettin' clogged up
Or maybe startin' to leak
Just ring up my number
Baby give me a try
You know I got all the tools
And I can satisfy
She's my baby doll
She's my beauty queen
She's my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain't asked her out yet
'Cause I don't know if I can
You see a
high-maintenance woman
Don't want no
maintenance man
She's my baby doll
She's my beauty queen
She's my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain't hooked it up yet
But I'm tryin' hard as I can
It's just a
high-maintenance woman
Don't want no
maintenance man
Ain't no
high-maintenance woman
Gonna fall for a
maintenance man