They call me Doctor Worm
Good morning
how are you
I'm Doctor Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor
but I am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm
I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting good
but I can handle criticism
I'll show you what I know
and you can tell me
if you think I'm getting
better on the drums
I'll leave the front unlocked
'cause I can't
hear the doorbell
When I get into it
I can't tell if you are
watching me twirling the stick
When I give the signal
my friend Rabbi Vole
will play the solo
Someday somebody
else besides me will
call me by my stage name
They will
call me Doctor Worm
Good morning
how are you
I'm Doctor Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor
but I am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm
and I like to
play the drums
I think I'm getting good
but I can
handle criticism
I'll show you
what I know
and you can tell me
if you think
I'm getting better
on the drums
I'm not a real doctor
but they call me
Doctor Worm