NOW, I'VE GOT
A COUSIN CALLED KEVIN
HE'S SURE TO GO TO HEAVEN
ALWAYS SPOTLESS
CLEAN AND NEAT
AS SMOOTH AS YOU'LL GET 'EM
HE'S GOT A FUR-LINED
SHEEPSKIN JACKET
MY MA SAID
THEY COST A PACKET
BUT SHE WON'T EVEN
LET ME EXPLAIN
THAT ME AND KEVIN
WE'RE JUST NOT THE SAME
OH, MY PERFECT COUSIN
WHAT I LIKE TO DO, HE DOESN'T
HE'S HIS FAMILY'S PRIDE AND JOY
HIS MOTHER'S
LITTLE GOLDEN BOY
HE'S GOT A DEGREE
IN ECONOMICS
MATHS, PHYSICS AND BIONICS
HE THINKS THAT I'M A CABBAGE
'CAUSE I HATE
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
EVEN AT THE AGE OF TEN
SMART BOY KEVIN
WAS A SMART BOY THEN
HE ALWAYS BEAT ME
AT SUBBUTEO
'CAUSE HE FLICKED TO KICK
AND I DIDN'T KNOW
OH, MY PERFECT COUSIN
WHAT I LIKE TO DO, HE DOESN'T
HE'S HIS FAMILY'S PRIDE AND JOY
HIS MOTHER'S
LITTLE GOLDEN BOY
HIS MOTHER
BOUGHT HIM A SYNTHESISER
GOT THE HUMAN LEAGUE
INTO ADVISE HER
NOW HE'S MAKIN' LOTS OF NOISE
PLAYIN' ALONG
WITH THE ART-SCHOOL BOYS
GIRLS TRY TO
ATTRACT HIS ATTENTION
BUT WHAT A SHAME, IT'S IN VAIN
TOTAL REJECTION
HE WILL NEVER BE
LEFT ON THE SHELF
'CAUSE, KEVIN
HE'S IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF
OH, MY PERFECT COUSIN
WHAT I LIKE TO DO, HE DOESN'T
HE'S HIS FAMILY'S PRIDE AND JOY
HIS MOTHER'S
LITTLE GOLDEN BOY