Court in session
What do you mean
Oi oi oi oi
Must have court in session
Order
My name is Judge Roughneck
And I will not tolerate
any disobedience in my courtroom
Rude boy
You have been brought in front of me
and charged with smashing
this woman's window
Before I sentence you
what have you got to say
in your defense
I was walking down
the street one night
when I saw her silhouette
in her bathroom light
Her way of life
may be nothing to hide
with her frosted glass
shattered curtains open wide
Naked woman naked man
Where did you get that
nice sun tan
You live in a castle
built of sand
Naked woman naked man
Naked from your bath
you go naked to your bed
And I can't stop the hatred
running through my head
Silence in court
Order
Rude boy
you have led me to believe
that you was going out with a girl
And she left you
and married someone else
So you got drunk
and smashed up
your exgirlfriend's property
I have come to one conclusion
That is to sentence you
to five months in prison
Before they take you
down to the cells
what have you got to say
He wanted to be something
but she knows he never will
She's got him where she wanted
and forgot to take her pill
And he thinks that she'll be happy
when she's hanging out the nappies
If that's a happy marriage
I'd prefer to be unhappy
Married woman married man
Where did you get that
family plan
Mrs. Ewe and Mr. Ram
Where did you get that
lovely lamb
Naked woman naked man
Where did you get
that nice sun tan
Naked woman naked man
Where did you get
that nice sun tan
Naked woman naked man
Where did you get
that nice sun tan
Naked woman naked man
Where did you get
that nice sun tan
Naked woman naked man
Where did you get
that nice sun tan
Naked woman naked man
Where did you get
that nice sun tan
Naked woman naked man
Where did you get
that nice sun tan
Naked woman naked man
Where did you get
that nice sun tan
Naked woman naked man
Where did you get that
nice sun tan
Take him away