HOW DO YOU DO, I...
SEE YOU'VE MET MY
FAITHFUL HANDYMAN
HE'S JUST A LITTLE
BROUGHT DOWN BECAUSE
WHEN YOU KNOCKED
HE THOUGHT YOU WERE
THE CANDYMAN
DON'T GET STRUNG OUT
BY THE WAY I LOOK
DON'T JUDGE A BOOK
BY ITS COVER
I'M NOT MUCH OF A MAN
BY THE LIGHT OF DAY
BUT BY NIGHT
I'M ONE HELL OF A LOVER
I'M JUST A
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSEXUAL
TRANSYLVANIA... HA, HA
LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND
AND MAYBE
PLAY YOU A SOUND
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE BOTH
PRETTY GROOVY
OR IF YOU
WANT SOMETHING VISUAL
THAT'S NOT TOO ABYSMAL
WE COULD TAKE IN AN OLD
STEEVE REEVES MOVIE
Spoken...
I'M GLAD WE
CAUGHT YOU AT HOME
COULD WE USE YOUR PHONE
WE'RE BOTH IN A BIT OF A HURRY
RIGHT!
WE'LL JUST SAY WHERE WE ARE
THEN GO BACK TO THE CAR
WE DON'T WANT
TO BE ANY WORRY
Resume Singing...
WELL, YOU GOT
CAUGHT WITH A FLAT
WELL, HOW 'BOUT THAT
WELL, BABIES DON'T YOU PANIC
BY THE LIGHT OF THE NIGHT
IT'LL ALL SEEM ALRIGHT
I'LL GET YOU
A SATANIC MECHANIC
I'M JUST A
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSEXUAL
TRANSYLVANIA... HA, HA
WHY DON'T YOU
STAY FOR THE NIGHT
OR MAYBE A BITE
I COULD SHOW YOU
MY FAVOURITE OBSESSION
I'VE BEEN MAKIN' A MAN
WITH BLONDE HAIR AND A TAN
AND HE'S GOOD FOR
RELIEVIN' MY TENSION
I'M JUST A
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSEXUAL
TRANSYLVANIA... HA, HA
HIT IT, HIT IT, I'M JUST A
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSEXUAL
TRANSYLVANIA... HA, HA
SO, COME UP TO THE LAB
AND SEE WHAT'S ON THE SLAB
I SEE YOU SHIVER
WITH ANTICI... PATION
BUT MAYBE THE RAIN
ISN'T REALLY TO BLAME
SO, I'LL REMOVE THE CAUSE
MMM, MMMM...
BUT NOT THE SYMPTOM