HOW DO YOU DO I
SEE YOU'VE MET MY
FAITHFUL HANDYMAN
HE'S JUST A
LITTLE BROUGHT DOWN
BECAUSE
WHEN YOU KNOCKED
HE THOUGHT YOU WERE
THE CANDYMAN
DON'T GET STRUNG OUT
BY THE WAY I LOOK
DON'T JUDGE A BOOK
BY ITS COVER
I'M NOT MUCH OF A MAN
BY THE LIGHT OF DAY
BUT BY NIGHT
I'M ONE HELL OF A LOVER
I'M JUST A
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSSEXUAL
TRANSYLVANIA
LET ME
SHOW YOU AROUND
MAYBE
PLAY YOU A SOUND
YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'RE BOTH
PRETTY GROOVY
OR IF YOU WANT
SOMETHING VISUAL
THAT'S NOT TOO ABYSMAL
WE COULD TAKE
IN AN OLD
STEVE REEVES MOVIE
WELL YOU GOT
CAUGHT WITH A FLAT
WELL HOW 'BOUT THAT
WELL BABIES
DON'T YOU PANIC
BY THE LIGHT
OF THE NIGHT
IT'LL ALL SEEM ALRIGHT
I'LL GET YOU A
SATANIC MECHANIC
I'M JUST A
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSSEXUAL
TRANSYLVANIA
WHY DON'T YOU
STAY FOR THE NIGHT
OR MAYBE A BITE
I COULD SHOW YOU
MY FAVORITE OBSESSION
I'VE BEEN MAKIN' A MAN
WITH BLONDE HAIR
AND A TAN
AND HE'S GOOD
FOR RELIEVING
MY TENSION
I'M JUST A
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSSEXUAL
TRANSYLVANIA
HIT IT
YEAH I'M JUST A
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSSEXUAL
TRANSYLVANIA
SO COME UP TO THE LAB
AND SEE
WHAT'S ON THE SLAB
I SEE YOU SHIVER WITH
ANTICIPATION
BUT MAYBE THE RAIN
IS REALLY TO BLAME
SO I'LL
REMOVE THE CAUSE
AH AH HMM HMM HMM HMM
BUT NOT THE SYMPTOM
