How d'ya do I
see you've met my
faithful handy man
He's just a little
brought down because
when you knocked
He thought you were
the candy man
Don't get strung up
by the way I look
Don't judge a book
by its cover
I'm not much
of a man
by the light of day
But by night I'm
one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet
transvestite
from Transsexual
Transylvania... aha
Let me show you round
maybe play you
a sound
You look like you're
both pretty groovy
Or if you want
something visual
that's not too abysmal
We could take in
an old Steve Reeves
movie
Well you got caught
with a flat
Well how about that
Well babies
don't you panic
By the light
of the night
It'll all seem
all right
I'll get you a
satanic mechanic
I'm just a
sweet transvestite
from Transsexual
Transylvania aha
Why don't you stay
for the night
Or maybe a bite
I could show you my
favourite obsession
I've been
making a man
With blonde hair
and a tan
And he's good for
relieving my tension
I'm just a
sweet transvestite
from Transsexual
Transylvania.. aha
Hit it hey I'm just a
sweet transvestite
from Transsexual
Transylvania... aha
So come up
to the lab and see
what's on the slab
I see you shiver
with anticipation
But maybe the rain
is really to blame
So I'll remove
the cause
But not the symptom