Does anybody know
how long to
World War Three?
I wanna know
I've gotta book me holidee
They want me
in the army
but I just can't go
I'm far too busy
listening to the radio
The whole thing's daft
I don't know why
you have to laugh
or else you'll cry
You have to live
or else you'll die
You have to laugh
or else you'll cry
My friends say
that we're heading
for a grotty time
it's just a bit of slapstick
in a pantomime
We're heading for disaster
but I just don't care
shut your eyes and
count to ten
you won't be there
The whole thing's daft
I don't know why
you have to laugh
or else you'll cry
You have to live
or else you'll die
You have to laugh
or else you'll cry