Don't want to fall in love
I just want to get fucked
Shovelling mountains
of terrible stuff
Heroin ketamine
Jellybean Puff
Shove it in my brain
get it all mixed up
Like wow
I'm a troubled soul
I'm living in a studio flat
that's covered in mould
Come outside just to
shout at strangers
Then I crawl in a hole
like an ugly mole
I love drugs and
sketchy pills
but my favourite ones
are the ones
that kill quickly
When I go will my
loved ones miss me
Well the answer's no
Chuck my corpse in
a big main road
Turn my head to
a powdered skull
Let rain pour turn
that to mulch
And that's the
last scene
of The Patrick Show
I sniff glue gun paste
Now my face is plastic
Having a gang bang
to Jackson Five
I'm a ratchet guy
Lost my wife
What a prat goodbye
No don't talk to me
unless it's an emergency
I gotta go I gotta
take a number three
That's a piss and a shit
and a wank in a tree
I said hello there
Can I fill your hole
She took one look
and she told me no
I got a wife at home
and she hates me
I sleep outside
'cause she makes me
Big bowl of the cocaine
that's my breakfast
I tried crack once
I just wanted to test it
and I'm hooked now
I could marry my pipe
My wife wouldn't care
she just wants me to die
It's party time
Get your drugs out
If you wanna make love
Get your muffs out
It's party time
Get your drugs out
Do you wanna make love
to a sad old man
It's party time
Get your drugs out
If you wanna make love
Get your muffs out
It's party time
Get your drugs out
Do you wanna make love
to a sad old man
I said a hip a hop a hip
I dip my dick
in the salsa dip
on a Taco Tuesday
Can I spaff on your booblays
Feel free to say no
Bald mean and full of beans
I've got a Yamaha keyboard
drum machine
Metallica patch
on my dungarees
I said girl
Can I get your
number please
Hang myself in
the neighbour's garden
When he comes back
that's a nice surprise
Let the darkness just
take your soul
Listen up chile
close your eyes
Just pull it out
don't cut my hair
Take my face stub
a cig right there
I'm a dirty
wretched man
Call me grandad
'cause I fucked your nan
What's the worth
Fuck the universe
til it hurts
I'm not used to these
kinds of mental health
issues I just wanna
live in a church
and find peace
upon my brain
Jesus please just
stop my pain
I know you think
that this is a game
but it's not
Now watch me walk away
I'm a love machine
I don't know when to stop
I got a mouse trap
here
that can make my cock
pink and red with
a mighty bruise
In the club two stepping
with my black school
shoes
Luncheon meat in my
boot cut jeans
Chuck it on bread with a
bit of knob cheese
Tasty
Would you like a bite
Give the clap to your wife
then I wave goodnight
It's party time
Get your drugs out
If you wanna make love
Get your muffs out
It's party time
Get your drugs out
Do you wanna make love
to a sad old man
It's party time
Get your drugs out
If you wanna make love
Get your muffs out
It's party time
Get your drugs out
Do you wanna make love
to a sad old man
Do you wanna make love
to a sad old man