WOO...
MET HER ON A BLIND DATE
HELPIN' OUT AN OLD MATE
WAITIN' AT THE CORNER
SHE'LL BE DRESSED IN BLACK
THERE WAS I EXPECTIN'
A REALLY TASTY BIRD
HE SAID SHE WAS GOOD LOOKIN'
WHY SHOULD I DOUBT HIS WORD
WHEN I SAW HER THERE
SHE WAS A REAL DISGRACE
I THOUGHT NICE LEGS
SHAME ABOUT HER FACE
I HAD TO TAKE HER DANCIN'
I COULDN'T LET HER DOWN
SO, WE CAUGHT THE BUS
TO THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN
OUT UPON THE DANCE FLOOR
I WASN'T GETTIN' FAR
SO, I HAD A DRINK WITH
MY FRIENDS UP AT THE BAR
I ASKED THEM
WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF HER
THEY FELL ABOUT THE PLACE
AND THEY SAID, NICE LEGS
SHAME ABOUT HER FACE
SHE SAID COULD WE GO BOWLIN'
I SAID THAT WOULD BE FINE
BUT WHEN I BOUGHT THE TICKETS
SHE'D ALREADY
CHANGED HER MIND
SHE WAS TURNIN' OUT
TO BE A REAL HARD CASE
NICE LEGS
SHAME ABOUT THE BOAT RACE
DOWNS HER GIN AND SODA
TAPPED ME ON THE SHOULDER
WHISPERED IN MY EAR
IT'S GETTIN' KIND OF LATE
WHEN I TOOK HER HOME
WE HARDLY SAID A THING
I WALKED HER TO THE DOOR
EXPECTED TO GO IN
SHE LOOKED ME UP AND DOWN
AND REALLY PUT ME IN MY PLACE
SHE SAID, NICE LEGS
SHAME ABOUT YOUR FACE
NICE LEGS
SHAME ABOUT YOUR FACE