'Cause he gets up
in the morning
and he goes to
work at nine
And he comes back
home at five-thirty
gets the same train
every time
'Cause his world is
built 'round punctuality
it never fails
And he's oh, so good
And he's oh, so fine
And he's oh
so healthy
in his body
and his mind
He's a well respected
man about town
doing the best things
so conservatively
And his mother
goes to meetings
while his father
pulls a maid
And she stirs her tea
with councillors
while discussing
foreign trade
And she passes looks
as well as bills
at every suave
young man
'Cause he's oh
so good
and he's oh so fine
And he's oh
so healthy
in his body
and his mind
He's a well respected
man about town
doing the best things
so conservatively
And he likes
his own backyard
and he likes
his fags the best
'Cause he's better
than the rest
and his own sweat
smells the best
And he hopes to
grab his father's loot
when Pater passes on
'Cause he's oh
so good
and he's oh so fine
And he's oh
so healthy
in his body
and his mind
He's a well respected
man about town
doing the best things
so conservatively
And he plays the
stocks and shares
and he goes
to the Regatta
He adores
the girl next door
'cause he's dying
to get at her
But his mother knows
the best about
the matrimonial stakes
'Cause he's oh
so good
and he's oh so fine
And he's oh
so healthy
in his body
and his mind
He's a well respected
man about town
doing the best things
so conservatively