THINK OF YOU
WITH PIPE AND SLIPPERS
THINK OF HER IN BED
LAYING THERE
JUST WATCHING TELLY
THINK OF ME INSTEAD
I'LL NEVER GROW
SO OLD AND FLABBY
THAT COULD NEVER BE
DON'T MARRY HER, HAVE ME
AND YOUR LOVE LIFE
SHINES LIKE CARDBOARD
BUT YOUR WORK SHOES
ARE GLISTENING
SHE'S A P.H.D.
IN I TOLD YOU SO
YOU'VE A KNIGHTHOOD
IN I'M NOT LISTENING
SHE'LL GRAB YOUR
SWEATY BOLLOCKS
THEN SLOWLY RAISE HER KNEE
DON'T MARRY HER, HAVE ME
AND THE SUNDAY SUN
SHINES DOWN ON
SAN FRANCISCO BAY
AND YOU REALISE
YOU CAN'T MAKE IT ANYWAY
YOU HAVE TO WASH THE CAR
TAKE THE KIDDIES TO THE PARK
DON'T MARRY HER, HAVE ME
THOSE LOVELY
SUNDAY MORNINGS
WITH BREAKFAST
BROUGHT IN BED
THOSE BLACKBIRDS LOOK
LIKE KNITTING NEEDLES
TRY'NA PECK YOUR HEAD
THOSE BIRDS WILL
PECK YOUR SOUL OUT
AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
DON'T MARRY HER, HAVE ME
AND THE KITCHEN'S ALWAYS TIDY
AND THE BATHROOM'S
ALWAYS CLEAN
SHE'S A DIPLOMA
IN JUST HIDING THINGS
YOU'VE A FIRST IN LOW ESTEEM
WHEN YOUR SOCKS
SMELL OF ANGELS
BUT YOUR LIFE SMELLS OF BRIE
DON'T MARRY HER, HAVE ME
AND THE SUNDAY SUN
SHINES DOWN ON
SAN FRANCISCO BAY
AND YOU REALISE
YOU CAN'T MAKE IT ANYWAY
YOU HAVE TO WASH THE CAR
TAKE THE KIDDIES TO THE PARK
DON'T MARRY HER, HAVE ME
AND THE SUNDAY SUN
SHINES DOWN ON
SAN FRANCISCO BAY
AND YOU REALISE
YOU CAN'T MAKE IT ANYWAY
YOU HAVE TO WASH THE CAR
TAKE THE KIDDIES TO THE PARK
DON'T MARRY HER, HAVE ME...