Standin' in the
dock at Southampton
Tryin' to get
to Holland or France
The man in the mac said
You've got to go back
You know they didn't
even give us a chance
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are goin'
They're gonna crucify me
Finally made the
plane into Paris
Honeymoonin'
down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say
You can make it okay
You can get married
in Gibraltar near Spain
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are goin'
They're gonna crucify me
Drove from Paris
to the Amsterdam Hilton
Talkin' in our beds for a week
The news people said
Say what're you doin' in bed
I said we're only tryin'
to get us some peace
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are goin'
They're gonna crucify me
Savin' up your money
for a rainy day
Givin' all your
clothes to charity
Last night the wife said
Oh boy when you're dead
You don't take nothin'
with you but your soul think
Made a lightnin' trip to Vienna
Eatin' chocolate cake in a bag
The newspapers said
She's gone to his head
They look just like
two Gurus in drag
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are goin'
They're gonna crucify me
Caught the early
plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press said
We wish you success
It's good to have the
both of you back
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are goin'
They're gonna crucify me
The way things are goin'
They're gonna crucify me