NOW I'M A FELLA
WITH A HEART OF GOLD
WITH THE WAYS
OF A GENTLEMAN
I'VE BEEN TOLD
THE KIND OF A FELLER
THAT WOULDN'T EVEN
HARM A FLEA
BUT IF ME
AND A CERTAIN
CHARACTER MET
THE GUY THAT INVENTED
THE CIGARETTE
I'D MURDER
THAT SON OF A GUN
IN THE FIRST DEGREE
COURSE IT AIN'T 'CAUSE
I DON'T SMOKE MYSELF
AND I DON'T RECKON
THEY HINDER
YOUR HEALTH
I'VE SMOKED 'EM
ALL MY LIFE
AND I AIN'T DEAD YET
BUT NICOTINE SLAVES
ARE ALL THE SAME
AT A PETTIN' PARTY
OR A POKER GAME
EVERYTHING'S
GOTTA STOP
WHILE THEY SMOKES
A CIGARETTE
SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE
THAT CIGARETTE
PUFF PUFF PUFF
AND IF YOU
SMOKE YOURSELF
TO DEATH
TELL SAINT PETER
AT THE GOLDEN GATE
THAT YOU HATES
TO MAKE HIM WAIT
YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE
ANOTHER CIGARETTE
IN A GAME OF CHANCE
THE OTHER NIGHT
OLD DAME FORTUNE
WAS DOIN' ME RIGHT
THE KINGS AND QUEENS
JUST KEPT ON
COMIN' AROUND
I GOT A FULL
AND I BET IT HIGH
BUT MY BLUFF
DIDN'T WORK
ON A CERTAIN GUY
HE JUST KEPT ON
RAISIN' AND LAYIN'
THE MONEY DOWN
HE'D RAISE ME
I'D RAISE HIM
I SWEATED BLOOD
YOU GOTTA
SINK OR SWIM
HE FINALLY CALLED
DIDN'T RAISE THE BET
I SAID ACES FULL PAL
HOW 'BOUT YOU
HE SAID I'LL TELL YOU
IN JUST A MINUTE
OR TWO BUT RIGHT NOW
I JUST GOTTA HAVE
MYSELF A CIGARETTE
SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE
THAT CIGARETTE
PUFF PUFF PUFF
AND IF YOU
SMOKE YOURSELF
TO DEATH
TELL SAINT PETER
AT THE GOLDEN GATE
THAT YOU HATES
TO MAKE HIM WAIT
YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE
ANOTHER CIGARETTE
THE OTHER NIGHT
I HAD ME A DATE
WITH THE
CUTEST LITTLE GAL
IN THESE FIFTY STATES
ONE OF THEM HIGH-BRED
UPTOWN FANCY
LITTLE DAMES
SHE SAID SHE LOVED ME
AND IT SEEMED TO ME
THAT EVERYTHING WAS
'BOUT LIKE IT OUGHTA BE
SO HAND-IN-HAND
WE STROLLED
DOWN LOVERS' LANE
SHE WAS OH SO FAR
FROM A CHUNK OF ICE
OUR SMOOCHIN' PARTY
WAS GOIN' REAL NICE
SO HELP ME HANNAH
I THINK I'D-A
BEEN THERE YET
I GIVE HER A KISS
A LITTLE SQUEEZE
SHE SAID
TEX EXCUSE ME
PLEASE BUT
I'VE JUST GOTTA HAVE
A FILTER CIGARETTE
SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE
THAT CIGARETTE
PUFF PUFF PUFF
AND IF YOU
SMOKE YOURSELF
TO DEATH
TELL SAINT PETER
AT THE GOLDEN GATE
THAT YOU HATES
TO MAKE HIM WAIT
YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE
ANOTHER CIGARETTE