SETTLE IN GIRLS
IT'S STORY TIME
THERE'S A PRINCESS IN A TOWER
OH, MY GOSH
THAT'S JUST LIKE ME
POOR RAPUNZEL
NEEDS A HAIRCUT
BUT THE WITCH
WON'T SET HER FREE
SHE PASSES TIME BY SINGING
LIKE SOMEONE ELSE I KNOW
AS YEARS GO BY
SHE SITS AND WAITS
AS YEARS GO BY, UH-OH
A TORTUROUS EXISTENCE
I DON'T REMEMBER THIS PART
SHE WISHES SHE WERE DEAD
SKIP AHEAD, SKIP AHEAD
BUT IN THE END RAPUNZEL
FINDS A MILLIONAIRE
THE PRINCE IS GOOD
AT CLIMBING
AND BRAIDING GOLDEN HAIR
SO, I KNOW HE'LL APPEAR
'CAUSE THERE ARE RULES
AND THERE ARE STRICTURES
I BELIEVE
THE STORYBOOKS I READ
BY CANDLELIGHT
MY WHITE KNIGHT AND HIS STEED
WILL LOOK JUST LIKE
THESE PICTURES
IT WON'T BE LONG NOW
I GUARANTEE
DAY NUMBER TWENTY-THREE
I KNOW IT'S TODAY
I KNOW IT'S TODAY...
OH, HERE'S A GOOD ONE
IT'S A CLASSIC
THERE'S A PRINCESS IN A COMA
GLAD IT'S HER INSTEAD OF ME
PRETTY MAIDEN IN A GLASS BOX
HOW I WONDER DOES SHE PEE
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH
POISON APPLE
BORING, BORING, EVIL QUEEN
FILLER, FILLER
BEEN THERE, READ THAT
SEVEN SHORTIES ON THE SCENE
SKIP AHEAD, SKIP AHEAD
BUT IN THE END THE PRINCESS
WAKES UP WITH A START
THE PRINCE IS GOOD AT KISSING
AND MELTING
SNOW WHITE'S HEART
SO, I KNOW HE'LL APPEAR
AND HIS ARMOUR WILL BE
BLINDING, AS SHINING
AS HIS PERFECT TEETH
AND MANLY HOSE
HE'LL PROPOSE ON ONE KNEE
AND OUR PRE-NUP
WILL BE BINDING
ABOUT TIME WE SET
THE WEDDING DATE
DAY NUMBER
NINE-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-EIGHT
I KNOW IT'S TODAY
HE'LL SHOW UP TODAY.....
THERE'S A PRINCESS
ANY PRINCESS
TAKE YOUR PICK
THEY'RE ALL LIKE ME
NOT EXACTLY, I'M STILL WAITING
THEY'RE OUT LIVING HAPPILY
EVER AFTER BETTER GET HERE
I WANT LOVE IN SECONDS FLAT
NO ONE NEEDS
THESE MIDDLE BITS
WHOOPS, DID I DO THAT
CUT THE VILLAINS
CUT THE VAMPING
CUT THIS FAIRY TALE
CUT THE PERIL AND THE PITFALLS
CUT THE PUPPET AND THE WHALE
CUT THE MONSTERS
CUT THE CURSES
KEEP THE INTRO, CUT THE VERSES
AND THE WAITING, THE WAITING
THE WAITING, THE WAITING
THE WAITING...
BUT I KNOW HE'LL APPEAR
THOUGH I SEEM A BIT BIPOLAR
AND I'M A VANDAL NOW AS WELL
HOPE HE WON'T MIND
I'M A FIND, I'M A CATCH
AND A VERY GIFTED BOWLER
IT WON'T BE LONG NOW
I GUARANTEE, DAY NUMBER
ARE YOU THERE, GOD
IT'S ME, FIONA
IT'S ME, FIONA.....
NOW I KNOW HE'LL APPEAR
'CAUSE THERE ARE RULES
AND THERE ARE STRICTURES
I BELIEVE
THE STORYBOOKS I READ
BY CANDLELIGHT
MY WHITE KNIGHT
MY KNIGHT AND HIS STEED
WILL LOOK JUST LIKE
THESE PICTURES
IT WON'T BE LONG NOW
I GUARANTEE
DAY NUMBER TWENTY-THREE
DAY NUMBER NINE-FIFTY-EIGHT
DAY NUMBER EIGHT-THOUSAND
FOUR-HUNDRED
AND TWENTY-THREE
I KNOW IT'S TODAY
I KNOW IT'S
I KNOW IT'S TODAY
I KNOW IT'S
I KNOW IT'S TODAY
I KNOW IT'S TODAY...