Well I've kicked
Around a lot
Since high school
I've worked
A lot of
Nowhere gigs
From
Keyboard man
In a rock'n ska
Band
To haulin'
Boss crude
In the big rigs
Now I've
Come back home
To plan my
Next move
From the comfort
Of my
Aunt Faye's couch
When I see my
Little cousin
janine walk in
Well, all I
Could say was
Ouch!
Honey how
You've grown
Like a rose
Well, we used
To play
When we were three
How about a kiss
For your
Cousin Dupree?
How about a kiss
For your
Cousin Dupree?
She turned my life
Into a living hell
In those
Little tops
And tight capris
I pretended
To be readin'
The National Probe
As I was
Watchin' her
Wax her skis
On Saturday night
She walked in
With her date
And backs him
Up against
The wall
I tumbled off
The couch and
Heard myself sing
In a voice
I never knew
I had before
Honey how
You've grown
Like a rose
Well we used
To play
When we were three
How about a kiss
For your
Cousin Dupree?
How about a kiss
For your
Cousin Dupree?
I'll teach you
Everything I know
If you teach me
How to do
That dance
Life is short
And quid pro quo
And what's
So strange
About a down-home
Family romance?
One night we're
Playin' gin
By a cracklin' fire
And I decided
To make my play
I said babe
With my
Boyish charm
And good looks
How can you
Stand it for
One more day?
She said
Maybe its the
Skeevy look
In your eyes
Or that your
Mind has turned
To applesauce
The dreary
Architecture
Of your soul
I said...
But what is it
Exactly
Turns you off?
Honey how
You've grown
Like a rose
Well we used
To play
When we were three
How about a kiss
For your
Cousin Dupree?
How about a kiss
For your
Cousin Dupree?
How about a kiss
For your
Cousin Dupree?
How about a kiss
For your
Cousin Dupree?
How about a kiss
For your
Cousin Dupree?
How about a kiss
For your
Cousin Dupree?
How about a kiss
For your
Cousin Dupree?...