WELL I DON'T KNOW
WHY I CAME HERE
TONIGHT
I'VE GOT A FEELING
THAT
SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT
I'M SO SCARED
IN CASE I FALL OFF
MY CHAIR
AND I'M WONDERIN'
HOW I'LL GET DOWN
THE STAIRS
CLOWNS
TO THE LEFT OF ME
JOKERS TO THE RIGHT
HERE I AM
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
WITH YOU
YES I'M
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
WITH YOU
AND I'M WONDERIN'
WHAT IT IS
I SHOULD DO
IT'S SO HARD
TO KEEP THIS SMILE
FROM MY FACE
'CAUSE I ASSURE YOU
I'M ALL OVER THE PLACE
CLOWNS
TO THE LEFT OF ME
JOKERS TO THE RIGHT
HERE I AM
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
WITH YOU
WELL YOU STARTED OFF
WITH NOTHIN'
AND YOU'RE PROUD
THAT YOU'RE
A SELF-MADE MAN
AND YOUR FAMILY
ALL COME CALLIN'
SLAP YOU
ON THE BACK
AND SAY PLEASE
PLEASE
I'M TRYIN' TO
MAKE SOME SENSE
OF IT ALL
BUT I CAN SEE
IT MAKES NO SENSE
AT ALL
IS IT COOL
TO GO TO SLEEP
ON THE FLOOR
I DON'T THINK
THAT I CAN TAKE
ANY MORE
CLOWNS
TO THE LEFT OF ME
JOKERS TO THE RIGHT
HERE I AM
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
WITH YOU
WELL YOU STARTED OFF
WITH NOTHIN'
YOU'RE PROUD
THAT YOU'RE
A SELF-MADE MAN
AND YOUR FAMILY
ALL COME CALLIN'
SLAP YOU
ON THE BACK
AND SAY PLEASE
PLEASE
WELL I DON'T KNOW
WHY I CAME HERE
TONIGHT
I'VE GOT A FEELING
THAT
SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT
I'M SO SCARED
IN CASE
I FALL OFF MY CHAIR
AND I'M WONDERIN'
HOW I'LL GET DOWN
THE STAIRS
CLOWNS
TO THE LEFT OF ME
JOKERS TO THE RIGHT
HERE I AM
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
WITH YOU
YES I'M
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
WITH YOU
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
WITH YOU
HERE I AM
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
WITH YOU