THE INDIANS SEND SIGNALS
FROM THE ROCKS
ABOVE THE PASS
THE COWBOYS TAKE POSITION
IN THE BUSHES AND THE GRASS
THE SQUAW IS
WITH THE CORPORAL
SHE IS TIED AGAINST THE TREE
SHE DOESN'T MIND
THE LANGUAGE
IT'S THE BEATIN' SHE DON'T NEED
SHE LETS LOOSE
ALL THE HORSES
WHEN THE CORPORAL IS ASLEEP
AND HE WAKES TO FIND
THE FIRE'S DEAD
AND ARROWS IN HIS HAT
AND DAVY CROKETT
RIDES AROUND
AND SAYS IT'S COOL FOR CATS
IT'S COOL FOR CATS
THE SWEENEY'S DOING NINETY
'CAUSE THEY'VE GOT
THE WORD TO GO
THEY GET A GANG OF VILLAINS
IN A SHED UP AT HEATHROW
THEY'RE COUNTING OUT THE
FIVERS WHEN THE
HANDCUFFS LOCK AGAIN
IN AND OUT OF WANDSWORTH
WITH THE NUMBERS
ON THEIR NAMES
IT'S FUNNY HOW THEIR MISSUS'
ALWAYS LOOKS
THE BLEEDIN' SAME
AND MEANWHILE AT THE STATION
THERE'S A COUPLE
OF LIKELY LADS
WHO SWEAR LIKE
HOW'S YOUR FATHER
AND THEY'RE VERY
COOL FOR CATS
THEY'RE COOL FOR CATS
TO CHANGE THE MOOD A LITTLE
I'VE BEEN POSIN' DOWN THE PUB
ON SEEIN' MY REFLETION
I'M LOOKIN' SLIGHTLY ROUGH
I FANCY THIS, I FANCY THAT
I WANNA BE SO FLASH
I GIVE A LITTLE MUSCLE
AND I SPEND A LITTLE CASH
BUT ALL I GET IS BITTER
AND A NASTY LITTLE RASH
AND BY THE TIME I'M SOBER
I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT I'VE HAD
AND EVERYBODY TELLS ME
THAT IT'S COOL TO BE A CAT
COOL FOR CATS
SHAPE UP AT THE DISCO
WHEN I THINK I'VE GOT A PULL
I ASK HER LOTS OF QUESTIONS
AS SHE HANGS ON TO THE WALL
I KISS HER FOR THE FIRST TIME
AND THEN I TAKE HER HOME
I'M INVITED IN FOR COFFEE
AND I GIVE THE DOG A BONE
SHE LIKES TO GO TO DISCOS
BUT SHE'S NEVER ON HER OWN
I SAID I'LL SEE YOU LATER
AND I GIVE HER SOME OLD CHAT
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE
THAT ON THE T.V.
WHEN IT'S COOL FOR CATS
IT'S COOL FOR CA-A-A-ATS