Oh doctor I'm in trouble
Well goodness gracious me
For everytime a certain man
is standing next to me, mmm
A flush comes to my face
and my pulse begins to race
It goes boom boodee boom
boodee boom boodee boom
boodee boom boodee boom
boodee boom boom boom
Boom boodee boom
boodee boom boodee boom
Well goodness gracious me
How often does this happen
When did the trouble start
You see my stethoscope
is boobing to the throbbing
of your heart
What kind of man is he
to create this allergy
It goes boom boodee boom
boodee boom boodee boom
boodee boom boodee boom
boodee boom boom boom
Boom boodee boom
boodee boom boodee boom
Well goodness gracious me
From New Delhi to Darjeeling
I have done
my share of healing
And I've never yet
been beaten or out boxed
I remember that with one
jab of my needle in the Punjab
How I cleared up Delhi belly
and the dreaded disentary
But your complaint
has got me really foxed
Oh doctor touch my fingers
Well goodness gracious me
You may be very clever
but however can't you see
My heart beats
much too much
at a certain tender touch
It goes boom boodee boom
boodee boom boodee boom
boodee boom boodee boom
boodee boom boom boom
Boom boodee boom
boodee boom boodee boom
Well goodness gracious me
Can I see your tongue
nothing the matter with it
put it away please
Maybe it's my back
Maybe it is
Shall I lie down, yes, ah...
My initial diagnosis rules
out measles and thrombosis
Sleeping sickness
and as far as I can tell...
Influenza, inflamation
whooping cough
and night starvation
And you'll be so glad to hear
that both your eyeballs
are so clear
That I can positively
swear that you are well
Ya-ya....
Put two and two together, four
If you have eyes to see, yes
The face that makes
my pulses race
is right in front of me
Ooh there is nothing
I can do for my heart
is jumping too
We go boom boodee boom
boodee boom boodee boom
boodee boom boodee boom
boodee boom boom boom
Boom boodee boom
boodee boom boodee boom
Goodness gracious
How ordacious
Goodness gracious
How flirtacious
Goodness gracious
It is me, it is you
Ah-ha I am sorry it is us
Aaaaah..!