C'mon I get to the party
But I'm too late
And I got stood up
On my very first date
I listen to country
And everybody knows rock
I get to the dance floor
I see the music stops
It doesn't matter what I do
I just can't seem to win
But here I go again
And I said hey that's
The story of my life
I had a good plan
But it didn't go right
Oh no I'm overdrawn
I checked my account
And the money's all gone
Why me I don't know what to think
I finally get aboard
And the whole boat sinks
Seems to be the story of my life
I pick a slot machine
And lose it all again
But when I walk away
Someone else always wins
When she finally calls me
I forget my phone
And when I'm starvin'
You know the kitchen's closed
It doesn't matter what I try
It all ends up the same
And here I go again
And I said
Hey that's
The story of my life
I had a good plan
But it didn't go right
Oh no I'm overdrawn
I checked my account
And the money's all gone
Why me I don't know what to think
I finally get aboard
And the whole boat sinks
Seems to be the story of my life
Just when it seems like
lt's turnin' around for me
There's always sometin'
That ends up happening
I found my car
But I can't find my keys
I get to the party
A little too late
And once again
The music starts to play
Hey that's
The story of my life
I had a good plan
But it didn't go right
Oh no I'm overdrawn
I checked my account
And the money's all gone
Why me I don't know what to think
I finally get aboard
And the whole boat sinks
Seems to be the story of my life
The story of my life
The story of my life
That's the