IT'S NOT EASY HAVING
YOURSELF A GOOD TIME
GREASING UP THOSE
BETS AND BETTERS
WATCHING OUT THEY
DON'T FOUR-LETTER
FUCK AND KISS YOU
BOTH AT THE SAME TIME
SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING
I'VE FORGOTTEN
CURLED UP DIED
AND NOW IT'S ROTTEN
I'M NOT A GANGSTER TONIGHT
DON'T WANNA BE A BAD GUY
I'M JUST A LONER, BABY
AND NOW YOU'VE
GOTTEN IN MY WAY
I CAN'T DECIDE
WHETHER YOU
SHOULD LIVE OR DIE
OH, YOU'LL PROBABLY
GO TO HEAVEN
PLEASE DON'T HANG
YOUR HEAD AND CRY
NO WONDER WHY
MY HEART FEELS DEAD INSIDE
IT'S COLD AND
HARD AND PETRIFIED
LOCK THE DOORS
AND CLOSE THE BLINDS
WE'RE GOIN' FOR A RIDE
IT'S A BITCH CONVINCING
PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU
IF I STOP NOW
CALL ME A QUITTER
IF LIES WERE CATS
YOU'D BE A LITTER
PLEASING EVERYONE
ISN'T LIKE YOU
DANCING JIGS
UNTIL I'M CRIPPLED
SLUG TEN DRINKS
I WON'T GET PICKLED
I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU
YOU'VE PLAYED BY
ALL THE SAME RULES
IT TAKES THE TRUTH TO FOOL ME
AND NOW YOU'VE
MADE ME ANGRY
I CAN'T DECIDE
WHETHER YOU
SHOULD LIVE OR DIE
OH, YOU'LL PROBABLY
GO TO HEAVEN
PLEASE DON'T HANG
YOUR HEAD AND CRY
NO WONDER WHY
MY HEART FEELS DEAD INSIDE
IT'S COLD AND
HARD AND PETRIFIED
LOCK THE DOORS
AND CLOSE THE BLINDS
WE'RE GOIN' FOR A RIDE
OH, I COULD THROW
YOU IN THE LAKE
OR FEED YOU POISONED
BIRTHDAY CAKE
I WON'T DENY
I'M GONNA MISS YOU
WHEN YOU'RE GONE
OH, I COULD BURY YOU ALIVE
BUT YOU MIGHT
CRAWL OUT WITH A KNIFE
AND KILL ME WHEN I'M SLEEPIN'
THAT'S WHY
I CAN'T DECIDE
WHETHER YOU
SHOULD LIVE OR DIE
OH, YOU'LL PROBABLY
GO TO HEAVEN
PLEASE DON'T HANG
YOUR HEAD AND CRY
NO WONDER WHY
MY HEART FEELS DEAD INSIDE
IT'S COLD AND
HARD AND PETRIFIED
LOCK THE DOORS
AND CLOSE THE BLINDS
WE'RE GOIN' FOR A RIDE