OH IT SEEMS TO ME
THIS WHOLE WORLD'S
GONE CRAZY
AND THERE'S
TOO MUCH HATE
AND KILLIN' GOIN' ON
BUT WHEN I SEE
THE BARE CHEST
OF A WOMAN
MY WORRIES
AND MY PROBLEMS
ARE ALL GONE
NO ONE THINKS
OF FIGHTIN'
WHEN THEY SEE
A TOPLESS GIRL
AND MAYBE IF
YOU WOULD
SHOW YOURS TOO
WE COULD SAVE
THE WORLD
SHOW THEM TO ME
SHOW THEM TO ME
UNCLASP YOUR BRA
AND SET
THOSE PUPPIES FREE
THEY'D LOOK
A WHOLE LOT BETTER
WITHOUT THAT SWEATER
BABY I'M SURE
YOU'LL AGREE
IF A-YOU GOT
TWO FUN BAGS
SHOW THEM
TO ME
I DON'T CARE
IF THEY DON'T MATCH
OR ONE'S
BIGGER THAN
THE OTHER
YOU CAN
SHOW ME ONE
AND I'LL IMAGINE
THE OTHER
EVEN IF YOU'RE
REALLY OLD
THERE'S NOTHIN'
WRONG
DON'T BE SAD
YOUR BOOBS
AIN'T BAD
THEY'RE JUST
A LITTLE LONG
SHOW THEM TO ME
SHOW THEM TO ME
LIFT UP YOUR SHIRT
AND LET
THE WHOLE WORLD SEE
JUST DISROBE
SHOW YOUR GLOBES
AND A HAPPY MAN I'LL BE
IF A-YOU GOT
DOS CHI CHIS
SHOW THEM
TO ME
I'VE MET
A LOT OF THEM
BUT NEVER ONE
I'VE HATED
EVEN IF YOU'VE HAD
THIRTEEN KIDS
AND YOU THINK THEY
LOOK DEFLATED
THERE'S
NO SUCH THING
AS A BAD BREAST
I BELIEVE
THIS MUCH IS TRUE
IF YOU'RE
A BIG FAT MAN
I'M A BOOBY FAN
AND I'D LOVE TO
SEE YOURS TOO
SHOW THEM TO ME
SHOW THEM TO ME
JUST LIKE
THE GIRLS GONE WILD
ON TV
NOW JUST LEAN BACK
AND SHOW
YOUR RACK
AND I'LL BE IN ECSTASY
IF YOU GOT
TWO KASABAS
SHOW THEM
TO ME YEAH
ALL THE WORLD
WILL LIVE IN HARMONY
IT'LL DO YA GOOD
AND IT'LL GIVE ME W###
AND WE'LL MAKE HISTORY
IF YOU LOVE
YOUR COUNTRY
I'M GONNA SAY IT
ONE MORE TIME
I SAID
IF YOU LOVE
YOUR COUNTRY YEAH
THEN STAND UP
AND SHOW THEM
BIG OLD BOOBIES
TO ME