HEE HA HA
WELL I GET UP
IN THE MORNIN'
AND I'M FEELIN' GOOD
'CAUSE UNDERNEATH
THE COVERS IS
MY MORNIN' WOOD
MY WIFE WAKES UP
AND LOOKS MY WAY
THE KIDS RUN IN
AND RUIN MY DAY
WELL I WALKED IN
THE BATHROOM
AND TRIED TO PEE
ALL SLUMPED OVER
TRYIN' TO
AVOID THE SEAT
I RAISED UP
IT'S STILL THE SAME
SO ON THE WALL
I WROTE MY NAME
YEAH MY WIFE WALKS IN
AND SEES THE MESS
I CAN TELL RIGHT AWAY
SHE'S NOT IMPRESSED
I CLEAN IT ALL UP
AND I START TO CRY
IT WON'T GO DOWN
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
WELL I GOTTA
GO TO WORK
AND THERE'S STILL
NO CHANGE AND
I'M THINKIN' BY NOW THAT
SOMETHIN'S STRANGE
IT STILL FEELS GOOD
AND IT REALLY
DON'T HURT
SO ALL I DO IS
UNTUCK MY SHIRT
HAH
HEE HA HA
HONEY
I'M TAKIN'
THE CONVERTIBLE
YEAH HEH