THERE IS A BARBIE DOLL
IN THE GRAVY BOAT
UP ON MOM'S T.V. SET
AN ANGEL MADE
OF STYROFOAM
HOLDS RITA'S
CIGARETTE
SANTA WAVES
AN EMPTY BEER
IN HIS PLASTIC HAND
EVERYONE IS HERE
THIS YEAR
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME
AGAIN
YOU KNOW THE KIDS
ARE IN THEIR
SLEEPING BAGS
WITH EVERY KIND
OF TOY
AND KEN AND KAYE
HAVE HIT THE HAY
IN DAD'S NEW LAZY BOY
FRAN HAS GOT
A COZY SPOT
BENEATH
THE CHRISTMAS TREE
SITTIN' IN
HIS UNDERWEAR
DRUNK AS HE CAN BE
LAST NIGHT
WE STUFFED
OUR STOCKINGS
AND HUNG
THE MISTLETOE
WHEN SANTA CLAUS
CAME KNOCKIN'
HE LOOKED LIKE
UNCLE JOE
SOMEONE PUT
THE COFFEE ON
AND FIND THE TYLENOL
MERRY CHRISTMAS
EVERYONE
HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU ALL
OF COURSE OL' DAD
GOT MOM
A FLANNEL ROBE
AND KEN A SOCKET SET
MOM GOT KAYE
A SUPER VALUE
PACK OF NICORETTE
KAYE GOT KEN
A NORDIC TRACK
AND A NEW GUITAR
FOR ME
KEN GOT SISTER
SPANISH SPEAKIN'
LESSONS ON CD
LAST NIGHT
WE ALL SANG
JINGLE BELLS
AND OPENED UP
OUR HEART
THIS MORNING
OUR HOUSE
LOOKS LIKE HELL
OR POSSIBLY WAL-MART
SOMEONE CLEAN
THE GRAVY BOAT
AND DRESS
THE BARBIE DOLL
MERRY CHRISTMAS
EVERYONE
HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU ALL
WE'RE MAKIN' MIMOSAS
ON THE DECK
AND PACKIN'
THE U-HAUL
MERRY CHRISTMAS
EVERYONE
GOD BLESS US
ONE AND ALL