I SAW YOU TIE YOUR SHOELACES
YOU LOOK SO VERY PLEASED
THEY CAME
UNDONE IMMEDIATELY
YOU SANK DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
LATER AT
THE LIGHT BULB CHANGE
IT TOOK YOU SEVERAL HOURS
I WATCHED YOU
PUNCH THE AIR IN JOY
I THOUGHT THE FUTURE'S OURS
NORTH KOREA ON HOLIDAY
BEIRUT FOR A MID-WEEK BREAK
WE COULD GO JUST ANYWHERE
AND MAKE THE MOST
OF OUR MISTAKE...
AND IF THE SUN DON'T SHINE
WELL, THE BOY'S STILL MINE
LIKE A RIGHT FOOT IN LEFT SHOE
MY FAVOURITE KIND OF IDIOT
IS YOU, YOU, YOU
YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT CUTE
BUT YOU AIN'T NO BEAUT'
BUT I DON'T DATE YOU
FOR THE VIEW
MY FAVOURITE KIND OF IDIOT
IS YOU
I SAW YOU TRY
TO CROSS THE ROAD
IN A FIGHT THAT YOU STILL LOSE
BOTH CYCLE LANE AND BUS LANE
STILL LEAVING YOU CONFUSED
RETURNING HALF-HOUR LATER
YOU STILL LOOKED PRETTY LOST
FINALLY REACHED
THE OTHER SIDE
BUT FORGOTTEN
WHY YOU'D CROSSED
NEW YORK, LONDON
MILAN, PARIS
NONE OF THEM WE'VE BEEN
JUST A ONE DAY TRIP
TO THE COUNCIL TIP
FULFILS OUR EVERY DREAM...
AND IF THE SUN DON'T SHINE
WELL, THE BOY'S STILL MINE
LIKE A RIGHT FOOT IN LEFT SHOE
MY FAVOURITE KIND OF IDIOT
IS YOU, YOU, YOU
YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT CUTE
BUT YOU AIN'T NO BEAUT'
BUT I DON'T DATE YOU
FOR THE VIEW
MY FAVOURITE KIND OF IDIOT
IS YOU
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THE THINGS WE DO
WHEN JUST LEFT ON OUR OWN
BUT MADNESS AND INSANITY
FURNISHED BOTH OUR HOMES
YOU'RE MY
DREAM IDIOT
I HOPE I'M YOUR DREAM FOOL
NEVER MIND THE LAW
OR SECURITY DOOR
IF YOU WEREN'T MEANT
TO BREAK THE RULES
AND IF THE SUN DON'T SHINE
WELL, THE BOY'S STILL MINE
LIKE A RIGHT FOOT IN LEFT SHOE
MY FAVOURITE KIND OF IDIOT
IS YOU, YOU, YOU
YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT CUTE
BUT YOU AIN'T NO BEAUT'
BUT I DON'T DATE YOU
FOR THE VIEW
MY FAVOURITE KIND OF IDIOT
IS YOU
MY FAVOURITE KIND OF IDIOT
IS YOU
MY FAVOURITE KIND OF IDIOT
IS YOU
