A long, long, long
long time ago
before the wind
before the snow
Lived a man
Lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature
named Sir Psycho
Sir Psycho Sexy
that is me
sometimes I find
I need to scream
aaaah
He's a freak of nature
but we love him so
He's a freak of nature
but we let him go-o
Deep inside
the garden of Eden
Standing there with
my hard on bleedin'
there's a devil in my d**k
and some demons
in my semen
Good God no
that would be treason
believe me Eve she
gave good reason
booty
Looking too good
not to be squeezin'
oh creamy beaver
hotter than a fever
The love I'm givin' 'cause
she's a receiver
I won't and I don't
hang up
until I please her
Oh makin' her feel like
an over achiever
I take it away
for a minute
just to tease her
Then I give it back
a little bit deeper
deeper
Sir Psycho
Sir Psycho yeah
he's the man
that I met one time
Sir Psycho
Sir Psycho yeah
he's the man
that left me blind
Sir Psycho
Sir Psycho yeah
he's the man
he's the man
he's the man
Sir Psycho
Sir Psycho yeah
Yeah
He's a freak of nature
but we love him so
He's a freak of nature
but we let him go-o
I got stopped by
a lady cop in my
automobile
She said "get out and
spread your legs"
and then she
tried to cop a feel
That cop she was
all dressed in blue
was she pretty?
boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt
with her big black stick
I said "What's up?"
now suck my d**k
Like a ram getting ready
to jam the lamb
she whimpered
just a little when
she felt my hand
On her crotch
so very warm
I could feel her
getting wet
through her uniform
Proppin' her up on
the black and white
unzipped and slipped
"ooh that's tight"
I swatted her like
no swat team can
turned a cherry pie
right into jam
Sir Psycho
Sir Psycho yeah
I'm the man that
you met one time
Sir Psycho
Sir Psycho yeah
I'm the man that'll
leave you blind
Sir Psycho
Sir Psycho yeah
I'm the man
I'm the man
I'm the man
Sir Psycho
Sir Psycho yeah
Yeah !
Hel-el-ello young woman
that I love pretty punk
rock mamma that
I'm thinking of
Hold me naked
if you will
in your arms
in your legs
in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you
To kiss with you
I do miss you
I love yo..u
Lay me down
Lay me down
Lay me down
Lay me down
Lay me down
Lay me down
Lay me down
Lay me down
Descending waves of
graceful pleasure
for your love there is
no measure
Her curves
they bend with
subtle splendour
Woh woh woh woh woh
woh
now I lay me
down to sleep I..
Pray the funk will
make me freak if
I should die before
I waked
Allow me Lord
to rock out naked
bored by the ordinary
time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl
with a bull whip
lickety split goin' snap
snap
Girl gettin' off
all in my lap
the tallest tree
the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass
right off the map
ooh and it's nice
out here
I think I'll stay
for a while