OH I MET THIS GIRL
I SWORE WAS CLOSE
TO PERFECT
I COULD SEE THE RING
THE DRESS
AND THE WHOLE
NINE YARDS
I HAD A COUNTRY
STATION ON
AND SHE REACHED
AND TURNED IT
SAID SHE COULDN'T STAND
THE SOUND
OF A STEEL GUITAR
WE HIT THE TOWN
TO CATCH
THE EARLY MOVIE
AND OLD
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
PLAYED
THE LEADING ROLE
I SAID THAT'S MY MAN
SHE SAID WHO'S HE
SO I JUMPED UP
AND SAID
GIRL WE GOTTA GO
SHE DON'T LIKE TO PLAY
MY KINDA MUSIC
AND SHE'S NEVER HEARD
A WAYLON JENNINGS
SONG
SHE'S NEVER BEEN A FAN
OF WILLIE NELSON
THERE AIN'T NO WAY
IN HELL
WE'LL GET ALONG
SHE TOLD ME SHE THINKS
COUNTRY MUSIC'S
HOKEY
SAID YOU CAN'T DANCE
TO IT
AND ALL THE SONGS
ARE SAD
I COCKED MY EYEBROW
AND SAID
YOU MUST BE JOKIN'
AIN'T NO EXCUSE
FOR HAVIN' TASTE
THAT BAD
THEN I ASKED HER
IF SHE'D HEARD OF
ALAN JACKSON
AND SHE SAID
DIDN'T HE SING
THAT SONG CALLED
WHERE WERE YOU
I SAID YEAH
BUT GIRL THAT MAN'S
A LIVIN' LEGEND
SHE SAID REALLY
I THOUGHT HE WAS NEW
NO SHE DON'T LIKE
TO PLAY
MY KINDA MUSIC
SHE'S NEVER HEARD
OF DAVID ALLAN COE
BUT SHE CAN'T GET
ENOUGH
OF WHITNEY HOUSTON
AND I'M THINKIN' LORD
THAT'S ALL I NEED
TO KNOW
PICK IT
4 BAR
BREAK
DAMN THAT
4 BAR
BREAK
SO WHEN THE NIGHT
WAS OVER
I WALKED HER
TO HER DOOR
AND I BID THAT GIRL
AN OVERDUE FAREWELL
AND WITHOUT
A GOODNIGHT KISS
I JUMPED BACK IN
MY TRUCK
TURNED ON SOME HANK
AND CRANKED IT LOUD
AS HELL
NO SHE DON'T LIKE
TO PLAY
MY KINDA MUSIC
SHE DON'T KNOW
SUNDAY MORNIN'
COMIN' DOWN
SHE CAN'T SEE
WHAT'S SO COOL ABOUT
HE STOPPED LOVIN' HER
TODAY
OR ANGEL FLYING
TOO CLOSE
TO THE GROUND
SHE TOLD ME
THAT SHE SORTA LIKES
THE EAGLES
SHE COULDN'T NAME
ONE HIT
BY JOHNNY CASH
NAW SHE DON'T LIKE
TO PLAY
MY KINDA MUSIC
SO I HAD TO TELL
THAT GIRL
TO KISS MY @#?!