WOO
WOO OOH HOO HOO HOO
WYNONA' S GOT HERSELF
A BIG BROWN BEAVER
AND SHE SHOWS HIM OFF
TO ALL HER FRIENDS
ONE DAY
YOU KNOW THAT BEAVER
TRIED TO LEAVE HER
SO SHE CAGED HIM UP
WITH CYCLONE FENCE
ALONG CAME LOU
WITH THE OLD BABOON
AND SAID
RECOGNIZE THAT SMELL
SMELLS LIKE
SEVEN LAYERS
THAT BEAVER
EATS TACO BELL
LET'S GO
BABY COME ON
NOW REX WAS A TEXAN
OUT OF NEW ORLEANS
AND HE TRAVELED WITH
THE CARNIVAL SHOWS
RAN BUMPER CARS
SUCKED CHEAP CIGARS
AND HE CANDIED
UP HIS NOSE
HE GOT WIND OF
THE BIG BROWN BEAVER
SO HE THOUGHT HE'D
TAKE HIMSELF A PEEK
BUT THE BEAVER
WAS QUICK
AND IT GRABBED HIM
BY THE KIWIS
AND HE AIN'T P#####
FOR A WEEK
AND A HALF
WEE EE HEE HEE HEE HEE
WAH WEE
EE HEE HEE HEE HEE
WYNONA TOOK HER
BIG BROWN BEAVER
AND SHE STUCK HIM
UP IN THE AIR
SAID I SURE DO LOVE
THIS BIG BROWN BEAVER
AND I WISH
I DID HAVE A PAIR
NOW THE BEAVER
ONCE SLEPT
FOR SEVEN DAYS
AND HE GAVE US ALL
AN AWFUL FRIGHT
SO I TICKLED HIS CHIN
AND I GAVE HIM A PINCH
AND THE B######
TRIED TO BITE ME
WYNONA LOVED HER
BIG BROWN BEAVER
AND SHE STROKED HIM
ALL THE TIME
SHE PRICKED HER FINGER
ONE DAY
AND IT OCCURRED TO HER
SHE MIGHT HAVE
A PORCUPINE
ALRIGHT
COME ON
HOO