Must be mistakin' me with the
maid we don't have
Can't even wash your
whiskey out your glass
I gave you no lovin' in a
month or so
Can't live without you
But I can't let you go
Hey hey it's alright
Everybody fusses
Everybody fights
With all of the baggage
you and me carry
We'll spend forever
unhappily married
You better start workin'
some overtime
Can't buy high heels on
nickels and dimes
You're goin' bald and
I'm gettin' fat
I hate your mum and you
hate my dad
Hey hey it's alright
Everybody fusses
Everybody fights
With all of the baggage
you and me carry
We'll spend forever
unhappily married
I'll cook your dinner if
you wash my car
May as well keep goin' **** we
made it this far
We'll both play our parts
in this disaster
I'll be the ***** and
you'll be the *******
Hey hey it's alright
Everybody fusses
Everybody fights
With all of the baggage
you and me carry
We'll spend forever
unhappily married
Hey hey it's alright
Everybody fusses
Everybody fights
With all of the baggage
you and me carry
We'll spend forever
unhappily married
We'll spend forever
unhappily married
We'll spend forever
unhappily married
Can I get an Amen
Oh yeah
Amen