Please leave all
overcoats canes and
top hats with the doorman
From that moment
you'll be out of place
and underdressed
I'm wrecking this
evening already and
loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for
the mildly inspiring and
Please leave all
overcoats canes and
top hats with the doorman
From that moment
you'll be out of place
and underdressed
I'm wrecking this
evening already and
loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for
the mildly inspiring and
When you're in black slacks
with accentuating
off-white pinstripes
Whoa
Everything goes
according to plan
I'm the new cancer
never looked better
you can't stand it
because you say so
under your breath
You're reading lips
When did he get
all confident
Haven't you heard that
I'm the new cancer
never looked better
and you can't stand it
Next is a trip to the
the ladies' room
in vain and
I bet you just can't
keep up with
with these fashionistas
and tonight tonight
you are you are
a whispering campaign
I bet to them
your name is cheap
I bet to them
you look like sh
Talk to the mirror
oh choke back tears
and keep telling yourself
that I'm a diva
Oh and the smokes
in that cigarette box
on the table
they just so
happen to be
laced with nitroglycerin
I'm the new cancer
never looked better
you can't stand it
because you say so
under your breath
You're reading lips
When did he get
all confident
Haven't you heard that
I'm the new cancer
never looked better
and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that
I'm the new cancer
I've never looked better
and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that
I'm the new cancer
I've never looked better
and you can't stand it
And I know and I know
it just doesn't feel like
a night out with no one
sizing you up
I've never been
so surreptitious
so of course you'll be
distracted when I
spike the punch
And I know and I know
it just doesn't feel like
a night out with no one
sizing you up
I've never been
so surreptitious
so of course you'll be
distracted when I
spike the punch
And I know and I know
it just doesn't feel like
a night out with no one
sizing you up
I've never been
so surreptitious
so of course you'll be
distracted when I
spike the punch