The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage Karaoke

SIT TIGHT

I'M GONNA NEED YOU

TO KEEP TIME

COME ON

JUST SNAP SNAP

SNAP YOUR FINGERS

FOR ME

GOOD GOOD

NOW WE'RE MAKIN'

SOME PROGRESS

COME ON

JUST TAP TAP

TAP YOUR TOES

TO THE BEAT

AND I BELIEVE

THIS MAY CALL

FOR A PROPER

INTRODUCTION

AND WELL DON'T YOU SEE

I'M THE NARRATOR

AND THIS IS JUST

THE PROLOGUE

SWEAR TO SHAKE IT UP

IF YOU SWEAR

TO LISTEN

OH WE'RE STILL

SO YOUNG

DESPERATE FOR

ATTENTION I

AIM TO BE YOUR EYES

TROPHY BOYS

TROPHY WIVES

SWEAR TO SHAKE IT UP

AND YOU SWEAR

TO LISTEN

OH WE'RE STILL

SO YOUNG

DESPERATE FOR

ATTENTION I

AIM TO BE YOUR EYES

TROPHY BOYS

TROPHY WIVES

APPLAUSE APPLAUSE

NO WAIT WAIT

DEAR STUDIO AUDIENCE

I'VE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

TO MAKE

IT SEEMS THE ARTISTS

THESE DAYS

ARE NOT WHO YOU THINK

SO WE'LL PICK BACK UP

ON THAT ON

ANOTHER PAGE

AND I BELIEVE

THIS MAY CALL FOR

A PROPER

INTRODUCTION

AND WELL

DON'T YOU SEE

I'M THE NARRATOR

AND THIS IS

JUST THE PROLOGUE

SWEAR TO SHAKE IT UP

IF YOU SWEAR

TO LISTEN

OH WE'RE STILL

SO YOUNG

DESPERATE FOR

ATTENTION I

AIM TO BE

YOUR EYES

TROPHY BOYS

TROPHY WIVES

SWEAR TO SHAKE IT UP

AND YOU SWEAR

TO LISTEN

OH WE'RE STILL

SO YOUNG

DESPERATE FOR

ATTENTION I

AIM TO BE

YOUR EYES

TROPHY BOYS

TROPHY WIVES

SWEAR TO

SHAKE IT UP

YOU SWEAR TO LISTEN

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SHAKE IT UP

YOU SWEAR TO LISTEN

AND SWEAR TO

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YOU SWEAR TO LISTEN

SWEAR TO

SHAKE IT UP

SWEAR TO SHAKE IT UP

SWEAR TO SHAKE IT UP

IF YOU SWEAR

TO LISTEN

OH WE'RE STILL

SO YOUNG

DESPERATE FOR

ATTENTION I

AIM TO BE

YOUR EYES

TROPHY BOYS

TROPHY WIVES

SWEAR TO SHAKE IT UP

IF YOU SWEAR

TO LISTEN

OH WE'RE STILL

SO YOUNG

DESPERATE FOR

ATTENTION I

AIM TO BE

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