I met him at a party
I think he was on drugs
He wasn't smart or funny
I convinced myself he was
He had a great apartment
And a car his parents bought
I thought that he was perfect
And now his number's blocked
Took a couple months
But now I am secure
I am so evolved
Now I ask for more and more
and more and more and more
I won't settle for a guy
with a fake job
They seem so desperate for
lovin' but baby I'm not
Gave my heart
with zero stipulations
Now I take
careful consideration
I'm not kissin' any boy
that is passive
Their indecision is
painfully unattractive
Past mistakes
are just new information
These days
I've got expectations
So I hit the new year like a
single girl at a Vegas bar
Rockin' my mini dress with a
vodka cran' and an open heart
Yeah I've got hope
Yeah I've got drive
I will not lose my faith
Don't think my future
husband's at this
bar in Silver Lake
But in a couple months
A man will be procured
He will be evolved
And I will be adored adored
adored adored adored
I won't settle for a guy
with a fake job
They seem so desperate for
lovin' but baby I'm not
Gave my heart
with zero stipulations
Now I take
careful consideration
I'm not kissin' any boy
that is passive
Their indecision is
painfully unattractive
Past mistakes
are just new information
These days
I've got expectations
I've got big expectations
I've got real big expectations
I've got big expectations
I've got real big expectations
She's got big expectations
She's got real big expectations
She's got big expectations
She's got real big expectations
I won't settle for a guy
with a fake job
They seem so desperate for
lovin' but baby I'm not
Gave my heart
with zero stipulations
Now I take
careful consideration
I'm not kissin' any boy
that is passive
Their indecision is
painfully unattractive
Past mistakes
are just new information
These days
I've got expectations