Well, I'm rumblin'
in this JCB
I'm five years old
and my dad's a giant
sitting beside me
And the engine rattles
my bum like berserk
While we're singin'
"Don't forget your
shovel if you want
to go to work"
My dad's probably had
a bloody hard day
But he's been good
fun and bubblin'
and jokin' away
And the procession of
cars stuck behind
Are gettin' all impatient
and angry but
we don't mind
An' we're holdin' up
the bypass oh oh
Me and my dad
havin' a top laugh
oh woh
Sittin' on the toolbox
oh oh
And I'm so glad I'm
not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school
Oh no
And we pull over
to let cars past
And pull off again,
speeding by the
summer green grass
And we're like giants
up here in our
big yellow digger
Like Zoids or
Transformers or
maybe even bigger
And I wanna transform
into a Tyrannosaurus Rex
And eat up all the
bullies and the
teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all
my mates that my
dad's B.A. Baracus
Only with a JCB and
Bruce Lee's nunchuckas
And we're holdin'
up the bypass
oh oh
Me and my dad
havin' a top laugh
oh woh
Sittin' on the toolbox
oh oh
And I'm so glad I'm
not in school, boss
So glad I'm
not in school
And we're holdin'
up the bypass
oh oh
Me and my dad
havin' a top laugh
oh woh
Sittin' on the toolbox
oh woh
And I'm so glad I'm
not in school, boss
So glad I'm
not in school
Said I'm Luke I'm five
and my Dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round
in his JCB
I'm Luke I'm five
and my Dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round
in his JCB
I'm Luke I'm five
and my Dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round
in his JCB
I'm Luke I'm five
and my Dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round
and we're holdin'
up the bypass
Woh oh
Me and my dad
havin' a top laugh
Woh oh woh
And I'm sittin'
on the toolbox
oh woh
And I'm so glad I'm
not in school, boss
So glad I'm
not in school
Said I'm Luke I'm five
and my Dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round
in his JCB
I'm Luke I'm five
and my Dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round
in his...
I'm Luke I'm five
and my Dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round
in his JCB
I'm Luke I'm five
and my Dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round
in his JCB