Hey there baby
We made out on the
dance floor
You pressed your body
up against me
all night long
I know what's on your mind
Our souls are entwined
In a passionate embrace
The look in your eyes
says take me tonight
Well I've got just the place
A place
where we can
be alone
Unless my mom and dad
are home
Welcome to my
parents' house
My mom left down some snackies
I bet you're feeling
horny now
So why don't we get nasty
nasty nasty yeah
Hush now baby
You seem like a keeper
But your high heels
are so loud
My dad is
a light sleeper ugh
I got my very own room
and tons of free food
What's your favorite juice
We've got mango and apple
and guava and apple
So many fucking fruits
My mom buys pizza rolls
for me
Can you believe this
shit is free
Welcome to my
parents' house
King must have his castle
That's my grandma's
basset hound
He's such a sassy rascal
Aren't you Marvin
Shh
Parents' house
Parents' house
We're gonna bring
the funk tonight
I'm getting the
top bunk tonight
Drop and thump
that junk tonight
Like a 360
dump tonight
Mom's cake is chocolate
chunk tonight
This party's getting
crunk tonight
We're sparkin' up
that skunk tonight
'Cause I go disco
home tonight
Uh mom
S-sorry sorry
every-everything's fine
Okay good night
Welcome to my
parents' house
Let's use our
inside voices
Shhh
Sometimes my mom
just hangs around
to make sure
I make good choices
Hit it
Welcome to my
parents' house
Dad
I'm supposed to have the downstairs
to myself tonight
Get out of here
I said I'm on a date
You always do this
when I have company over
And you ate all the ham
in the fridge
and you said you wouldn't
Yes it's a girl
Whatever