Dear Princess
this is a message
from the battlefront
from your trusted knight
Sir Daniel Sexbang
I have ridden
thousands of miles
I have survived
the deadliest trials
I've fought
through battles
you can't even dream
For a taste
of your peppermint creams
Sword and steed
are all that I've had
to conquer the
evil over the land
But the beacon of light
at the end of their schemes
was the thought
of your peppermint creams
Talkin' about your boobies
The peppermint creams
are your boobies
your boobalicious boobies
Oh God
God just lemme get at
those boobies one time
Lost in the dark
of eternal night
Failing my quest
meant the end of my life
And when things
were the worst
I wanted to scream
Then I thought
of your peppermint creams
Now I kneel
and pray to the gods
Amidst fallen cities
and crumbling facades
That I shall
return and make you my queen
and bask in your
peppermint creams
Also your butt
The term peppermint creams
also refers to your sweet butt
Oh your ass cheeks from heaven
Aah
Which do I like more
your boobs or your butt
God above don't make me choose
I'd rather die than choose
I'd rather fucking die
And with these last words
I must now bid you adieu
You are my princess
and I will always love you—r
boobs it's the boo—
I like the boobs more
I just realized
