Hey boys and girls
This ninja science
lesson's gonna
rock your world
Now close your eyes
and travel back in time
with me and ninja Brian
It's gonna blow
your mind to shit
It was an ordinary day
in dinosaur high
when Stegosaurus raised
his hand and called
for high fives
Tyrannosaurus saw this
and got pissed
because his tiny wrists
caused his high five
to miss and he was like
fuck this
Oh yeah oh yeah
It's an old school
dinosaur laser fight
Oh yeah hell yeah
Just a classic
dinosaur laser fight
Eergh
P-chew p-chew
Eergh
It was a futuristic
prehistoric throwdown
But it was quiet
because in space
there is no sound
Did we mention that
this took place in space
It did so shut your face
also there were
robots and sharks
Oh yeah oh yeah
It's a goddamn
dinosaur laser fight
in space with sharks
It's a balls out
dinosaur laser fight
It's fucking science
Just ask Albert Einstein
He invented space
And then a bunch
of fucking aliens
from Mars
showed up all ripping
solos on v-neck guitars
The dinos sharks
and robots saw
they came in peace
so they killed
them with lasers
Holy shit
And then they had a giant
laser party
Dinosaur laser party
Holy shit
Laser party holy shit
Laser party
Fuck