I'm gettin' married
in the morning
Ding dong
The bells are gonna chime
Pull out the stopper
Let's have a whopper
But get me to the church
on time
I got to be there
in the mornin'
Spruced up
and lookin' in me prime
Girls come and kiss me
Show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church
on time
If I am dancin'
Roll up the floor
If I am whistlin'
Me out the door
I'm gettin' married
in the morning
Ding dong
The bells are gonna chime
Kick up a rumpus
But don't lose the compass
And get me to the church
For Gawd's sake
Get me to the church
on time
I'm gettin' married
in the morning
Ding dong
The bells are gonna chime
Some bloke who's able
Lift up the table
And get me to the church
on time
If I am flying
Then shoot me down
If I am wooin'
Get her out of town
For I'm gettin' married
in the morning
Ding dong
The bells are gonna chime
Feather and tar me
Call out the Army
But get me to the church
Get me to the church
Oh for Gawd's sake
Get me to the church on time
C'mon pull out the stopper
Let's have a whopper
But get me to the church
on time
Girls come and kiss me
Show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church
on time
If I am dancin'
Roll up the floor
If I am whistlin'
Me out the door
Drug me or jail me
Stamp me and mail me