RIVER CITY JUNCTION
RIVER CITY
NEXT STATION STOP
CREDIT'S NO GOOD
FOR A NOTION SALESMAN
ABOARD
ALL ABOARD
WHY NOT
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH CREDIT
IT'S OLD FASHIONED
CHARLIE
YOU'RE AN ANVIL SALESMAN
YOUR FIRM GIVE CREDIT
NO SIR
NOR ANYBODY ELSE
RIVER CITY
RIVER CITY NEXT
CASH FOR THE
MERCHANDISE
CASH FOR THE
BUTTON HOOKS
CASH FOR THE
COTTON GOODS
CASH FOR THE
HARD GOODS
CASH FOR THE
SOFT GOODS
CASH FOR THE
FANCY GOODS
CASH FOR THE NOGGINS
AND THE PIGGINS
AND THE FIRKINS
CASH FOR THE HOGSHEAD
CASK AND DEMIJOHN
CASH FOR THE CRACKERS
AND THE PICKLES
AND THE FLYPAPER
LOOK WHATAYATALK
WHATAYATALK
WHATAYATALK
WHATAYATALK
WHATAYATALK
WHEREDAYAGITIT
WHATAYATALK
YA CAN TALK YA CAN TALK
YA CAN BICKER YA CAN TALK
YA CAN BICKER BICKER
BICKER YA CAN TALK
YA CAN TALK
YA CAN TALK TALK
TALK TALK BICKER
BICKER BICKER
YA CAN TALK
ALL YA WANTA BUT IS
DIFFERENT THAN IT WAS
NO IT AIN'T
NO IT AIN'T
BUT YOU GOTTA KNOW
THE TERRITORY
SHH SHH SHH SHH
SHH SHH SHH
WHY IT'S THE MODEL T FORD
MADE THE TROUBLE
MADE THE PEOPLE WANNA GO
WANNA GET WANNA GET
WANNA GET UP AND GO
SEVEN EIGHT
NINE TEN TWELVE
FOURTEEN TWENTY-TWO
TWENTY-THREE MILES
TO THE COUNTY SEAT
YES SIR YES SIR
WHO'S GONNA PATRONIZE
A LITTLE BITTY TWO
BY FOUR KINDA
STORE ANYMORE
WHADDAYA TALK
WHADDAYA TALK
WHEREDAYAGITIT
NOT THE MODEL T AT ALL
TAKE A GANDER AT THE STORE
AT THE MODERN STORE
AT THE PRESENT DAY STORE
AT THE PRESENT DAY MODERN
DEPARTMENTALIZED
GROCERY STORE
WHATAYATALK
WHATAYATALK
WHATAYATALK
WHATAYATALK
WHATAYATALK
WHEREDAYAGITIT
WHATAYATALK
WHATAYATALK
WHATAYATALK
WHEREDAYAGITIT
YA CAN TALK YA CAN BICKER
YA CAN TALK YA CAN BICKER
YA CAN TALK TALK TALK TALK
BICKER BICKER BICKER
YA CAN TALK ALL YA WANTA
BUT IS DIFFERENT THAN IT WAS
NO IT AIN'T
BUT YOU GOTTA KNOW
THE TERRITORY
WHY IT'S THE UNEEDA
BISCUIT MADE THE TROUBLE
UNEEDA UNEEDA PUT
THE CRACKERS
IN A PACKAGE
IN A PACKAGE
THE UNEEDA BISCUIT
IN AN AIR-TIGHT
SANITARY PACKAGE
MADE THE CRACKER
BARREL OBSOLETE
OBSOLETE
OBSOLETE
OBSOLETE
OBSOLETE
CRACKER BARREL
WENT OUT THE WINDOW
WITH THE MAIL POUCH
CUT PLUG CHAWIN'
BY THE STOVE
CHANGED THE APPROACH
OF THE TRAVELIN' SALESMAN
MADE IT PRETTY HARD
NO IT DIDN'T
NO IT DIDN'T
BUT YA GOTTA KNOW
THE TERRITORY
GONE GONE
GONE WITH THE HOGSHEAD
CASK AND DEMIJOHN
GONE WITH THE SUGAR
BARREL PICKLE BARREL
MILK PAN
GONE WITH THE TUB
AND THE PAIL AND
THE TIERCE
EVER MEET A FELLOW
BY THE NAME OF HILL
HILL
HILL
HILL
HILL
HILL
HILL
HILL
HILL
NO
JUST A MINUTE
JUST A MINUTE
JUST A MINUTE
NEVER HEARD OF
ANY SALESMAN HILL
NOW HE DOESN'T
KNOW THE TERRITORY
DOESN'T KNOW THE
TERRITORY
WHAT'S THE
FELLOW'S LINE
NEVER WORRIES 'BOUT
HIS LINE
NEVER WORRIES 'BOUT
HIS LINE
OR THE CRACKLE BARREL
BEIN' OBSOLETE OR
THE UNEEDA BISCUIT
IN AN AIR-TIGHT
SANITARY PACKAGE
OR THE MODEL T FORD
JUST A MINUTE
JUST A MINUTE
JUST A MINUTE
NEVER WORRIES 'BOUT
HIS LINE
NEVER WORRIES 'BOUT
HIS LINE
OR A DOGGONE THING
HE'S JUST A BANG BEAT
BELL RINGING BIG HAUL
GREAT GO NECK-OR-NOTHING
RIP ROARIN' EVERY TIME
A BULL'S EYE SALESMAN
THAT'S PROFESSOR
HAROLD HILL
HAROLD HILL
TELL US
WHAT'S HIS LINE
WHAT'S HIS LINE
HE'S A FAKE
AND HE DOESN'T KNOW
THE TERRITORY
LOOK WHADDAYA TALK
WHADDAYA TALK
WHADDAYA TALK
WHADDAYA TALK
HE'S A MUSIC MAN
HE'S A WHAT
HE'S A WHAT
HE'S A MUSIC MAN
AND HE SELLS CLARINETS
TO THE KIDS
IN THE TOWN WITH THE
BIG TROMBONES
AND THE RAT-A-TAT DRUMS
AND THE BIG BRASS BASS
BIG BRASS BASS
AND THE PICCOLO
THE PICCOLO
WITH UNIFORMS TOO
WITH A SHINY GOLD BRAID
ON THE COAT AND A
BIG RED STRIPE RUNNIN'
WELL I DON'T KNOW
MUCH ABOUT BANDS
BUT I DO KNOW
YOU CAN'T MAKE A
LIVING SELLING
BIG TROMBONES
NO SIR
MANDOLIN PICKS PERHAPS
AND HERE AND THERE
A JEW'S HARP
NO THE FELLOW SELLS
BANDS BOYS' BANDS
I DON'T KNOW HOW
HE DOES IT
BUT HE LIVES LIKE A KING
AND HE DALLIES AND
HE GATHERS AND
HE PLUCKS AND
HE SHINES
AND WHEN THE MAN
DANCES CERTAINLY
BOYS WHAT ELSE
THE PIPER PAYS HIM
YES SIR YES SIR
YES SIR YES SIR
WHEN THE MAN DANCES
CERTAINLY BOYS
WHAT ELSE
THE PIPER PAYS HIM
YESSSSIR
YESSSSIR
BUT HE DOESN'T
KNOW THE TERRITORY
