There are Jews
in the world
There are Buddhists
There are Hindus
and Mormons
and then
There are those that
follow Mohammed
But I've never been
one of them
I'm a
Roman Catholic
And have been since
before I were born
And the one thing
they say about
Catholics is they'll
take you as soon
as you're warm
You don't have to
be a six-footer
You don't have to
have a great brain
You don't have to
have any clothes on
You're a Catholic the
moment Dad came
Because
Every sperm
is sacred
Every sperm
is great
If a sperm
is wasted
God gets
quite irate
Every sperm
is sacred
Every sperm
is great
If a sperm
is wasted
God gets
quite irate
Let the heathen
spill theirs
On the
dusty ground
God shall make
them pay for
each sperm that
can't be found
Every sperm
is wanted
Every sperm
is good
Every sperm
is needed
In your
neighbourhood
Hindu, Taoist,
Mormon
Spill theirs
just anywhere
But God loves those
who treat their
semen with
more care
Every sperm
is sacred
Every sperm
is great
If a sperm
is wasted
God gets
quite irate
Every sperm
is sacred
Every sperm
is good
Every sperm
is needed
In your
neighbour'ood
Every sperm
is useful
Every sperm
is fine
God needs
everybody's
Mine and mine
And mine
Let the Pagans
spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill
and plain
God shall strike
them down for
each sperm that's
spilt in vain
Every sperm
is sacred
Every sperm
is good
Every sperm
is needed
In your
neighbourhood
Every sperm
is sacred
Every sperm
is great
If a sperm
is wasted
God gets
quite irate...