JACK AND JILL
WENT UP THE HILL
TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER
SO, THEY SAY
THEIR SUBSEQUENT FALL
WAS INEVITABLE
THEY NEVER STOOD A CHANCE
THEY WERE WRITTEN THAT WAY
INNOCENT VICTIMS
OF THEIR STORY
LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET
'TWAS WRITTEN IN THE STARS
BEFORE THEY EVEN MET
THAT LOVE AND FATE
AND A TOUCH OF STUPIDITY
WOULD ROB THEM OF
THEIR HOPE OF LIVIN' HAPPILY
THE ENDINGS ARE OFTEN
A LITTLE BIT GORY
I WONDER WHY THEY DIDN'T
JUST CHANGE THEIR STORY
WE'RE TOLD WE HAVE TO DO
WHAT WE ARE TOLD
BUT SURELY
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE
A LITTLE BIT NAUGHTY
JUST BECAUSE YOU FIND
THAT LIFE'S NOT FAIR
IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU
JUST HAVE TO GRIN AND BEAR IT
IF YOU ALWAYS TAKE IT
ON THE CHIN AND WEAR IT
NOTHIN' WILL CHANGE
EVEN IF YOU'RE LITTLE
YOU CAN DO A LOT
YOU MUSTN'T LET A LITTLE THING
LIKE LITTLE STOP YOU
IF YOU SIT AROUND
AND LET THEM GET ON TOP
YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE SAYIN'
YOU THINK THAT IT'S OKAY
AND THAT'S NOT RIGHT
AND IF IT'S NOT RIGHT
YOU HAVE TO PUT IT RIGHT
Spoken...
PLATINUM-BLONDE HAIR DYE
EXTRA STRONG
KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
HMM... OIL OF VIOLETS
HAIR-TONIC FOR MEN, YEP!
Resume Singing...
IN THE SLIP OF A BOLT
THERE'S A TINY REVOLT
THE SEED OF A WAR
IN THE CREAK OF A FLOORBOARD
A STORM CAN BEGIN
WITH A FLAP OF A WING
THE TINIEST MITE
PACKS THE MIGHTIEST STING
EVERYDAY
STARTS WITH A TICK OF A CLOCK
ALL ESCAPES
START WITH THE CLICK OF A LOCK
IF YOU'RE STUCK IN YOUR STORY
AND WANT TO GET OUT
YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT
'CAUSE IF YOU'RE LITTLE
YOU CAN DO A LOT
YOU MUSTN'T LET A LITTLE THING
LIKE LITTLE STOP YOU
IF YOU SIT AROUND
AND LET THEM GET ON TOP
YOU WON'T CHANGE A THING
JUST BECAUSE YOU FIND
THAT LIFE'S NOT FAIR
IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU
JUST HAVE TO GRIN AND BEAR IT
IF YOU ALWAYS TAKE IT
ON THE CHIN AND WEAR IT
YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE SAYIN'
YOU THINK THAT'S IT'S OKAY
AND THAT'S NOT RIGHT
AND IF IT'S NOT RIGHT
YOU HAVE TO PUT IT RIGHT
BUT NOBODY ELSE IS GONNA
PUT IT RIGHT FOR ME
NOBODY BUT ME
IS GONNA CHANGE MY STORY
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE
A LITTLE BIT NAUGHTY